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Replaces commands/fortune. No Minix specific changes needed. Change-Id: Iac79ea82dedd12e80377c85954da5e2d8eee74af
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3.6 KiB
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385 lines
3.6 KiB
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SHUT UP HIPPY
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YOU'RE ALL SHEEP
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SELL ME DRUGS
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TELEVISION LOVES ME
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DON'T POSTPONE JOY
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FUCK SLOGANS
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COFFEE NOW DAMMIT
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THIS WORLD IS SHIT
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SMASH THE STATE
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DARN THE GOV'T
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WHITEY WILL PAY
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MY JOB SUCKS ASS
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BAD SEX SUCKS
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I'M FUCKING METAL
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I WORSHIP SATAN HA HA
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ADULTS ARE DUMB
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WE'RE DOOMED
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DON'T GET CAUGHT
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THE END IS NEAR
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GOD IS OBSOLETE
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FUCK YOU, GOD
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NO MORE BULLSHIT
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WARM THE GLOBE
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JESUS HATES ME
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FUCK WORK
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DRUGS HELP ALOT
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COPS SMELL FUNNY
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WEIRDOS UNITE!
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MICROSOFT MUST DIE
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WHY DOES SCHOOL SUCK?
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MY BOSS IS A JERK
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JESUS JUST LEFT
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REBOOT AMERICA
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DESTROY CAPITALISM
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I HATE THE RICH
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I AM AN ANARCHIST
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BOMB THE MALL
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WAKE THE FUCK UP
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DOPE SMOKIN' MORON
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KIDS LOVE SATAN
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THE SYSTEM'S FUCKED
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WOMEN WILL RISE
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FUCK SCHOOL
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I HATE COMPUTERS
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LIFE ISN'T FAIR
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POLITICS ARE BORING
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NO CHANGE SORRY
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GOOD FOR NOTHING
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RACISM IS TYPICAL
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YOU'RE A SEXIST
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BORED
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BROKE
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WAGE-SLAVE
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MAKE IT STOP
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FUCK ART LET'S KILL
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END CIVILIZATION
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CALL IN SICK
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TWENTYNOTHING
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GOAT-BOY
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My dad's a cop too,
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couldja let me go now?
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KEEP MUSIC EVIL
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FUCK FAST FOOD
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ORGASMS ARE GOOD
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BREAK SOME LAWS
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STAMP OUT REALITY
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LIVE THE CHAOS
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WE'RE ALL PERVERTS
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UNEMPLOYABLE
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LEGALIZE YOURSELF
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T.V. CASUALTY
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BE NOT HALF-ASSED
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ANNOY THE BORING
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PUNK ROCK GIRL
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GOD MASTURBATES
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DIE MTV DIE
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I AM A POSEUR
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TOUCH ME I'M SICK
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ANTI-FASHION
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PIGS VS. PEOPLE
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NOT OF THIS EARTH
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DRUGS SUCK ALOT
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Sex with you would suck.
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I'm killing the Earth!
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I guess I was punk once.
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i represent
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GOD
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you fuck
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My world is cold
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and without hope.
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GIMME GIMME
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FOOD STAMPS
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THIS ISN'T ME
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FUCK DECAF
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DEFEATED
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Blow up Disneyland.
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California is overrated.
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UNAMERICAN
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I AM CONFUSED
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SEX TOYS ROCK
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GO FUCKING PRAY
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NATURE IS PISSED
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FUGAZIFY YOURSELF
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I'M IN SCENESTER HELL
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RESIST DESPAIR
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EVIL WILL TRIUMPH
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FUCK YOUR LAME ADS
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RACE MIXING IS COOL
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EMBRACE VIOLENCE
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AMERICAN WASTE
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FUCKING HOSTILE
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SEIZE LIBERTY
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DESTROY WHAT
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BORES YOU
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ON SIGHT
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FUCK YEAH I'M WEIRD
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FUCK CENSORSHIP
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WE'RE NOT DUMB
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DEMAND JUSTICE
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FREAK PRIDE
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CULT MEMBER
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CONFORMIST
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REVOLUTION
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FUCK SHIT UP
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DON'T LET ME FAIL
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GROOVE MATTERS
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SURVIVE Y2K SOMEHOW
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TAX THE RICH
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MAKE YUPPIES SUFFER
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GET A JOB JUNKIE
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ARM THE HOMELESS
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BOYCOTT GEN-X CRAP
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GODLESS COMMIE SCUM
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I STILL BELIEVE
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SCARE THE SQUARE
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I AM A BAD ASS
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UNLEASH INFINITY
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ESTROGEN POWER
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HEDONISM NOW!
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SOMEBODY DOSE ME
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REAGAN WAS WORSE
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children know everything
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TRAITOR
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SINNER
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UNITY
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UNDERSTAND
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GO CORPORATE
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You LIVE in that head?
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JUST BE PURE
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PIGS SHOULDN'T RULE
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Go work on your website.
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America eats its young.
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LAUGH AT ASSHOLES
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PEOPLE ARE MIRACLES
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DESTINATION UNKNOWN
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HEAL YOUR FUCKERS
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CONSIDER SOBREITY
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INHERIT THE EARTH
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DROP THE ATTITUDE
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ALL POLITICIANS LIE
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GOTTA LOVE HOTTIES
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what's stopping you?
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IMPEACH 'EM ALL
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HOOK ME UP BABY
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i'm so fucking beautiful
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SO MANY FEELINGS
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QUIT BEING PASSIVE
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GO BEYOND COMFORT
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STOP LIVING LIKE VEAL
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ask me about my pain
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OVERTHROW THAT SHIT
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BORN TO CHILL
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Whose future is it, anyway?
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This is a nation of whores.
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YOUR KIDS ARE TRIPPING
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FUCK ALL PREJUDICE
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SHHHHHH. LISTEN.
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FIGHT FAT PHOBIA
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VICTORY OVER HORSESHIT
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everyone is a prostitute
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DON'T STOP BELIEVING
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YOU'RE BISEXUAL
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MINIMIZE BAD THINGS
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YOU'RE MY RELIGION
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I WORSHIP YOU
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MY MACINTOSH RULES
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CHEER UP EMO KID
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LIVE FREE OR DIE
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TELEVISION IS TORTURE
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BRING THAT BEAT BACK
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HUG A REVOLUTIONARY
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DON'T FEAR THE REAPER
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SHOW ME THE WAY
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I CAN MAKE YOU GOD
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WOMEN TAKE OVER
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SO FUCKING DEEP
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WHY OBEY MORONS?
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