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Replaces commands/fortune. No Minix specific changes needed. Change-Id: Iac79ea82dedd12e80377c85954da5e2d8eee74af
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/_/ |__/_\__/__\__//___/__\__//___'
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-- Greywolf
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#netbsd - where monks recite their internal dialogue while debugging.
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-- Bernhard Riedel
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- What's up?
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- All the NetBSD servers, of course..
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-- Gavan Fantom
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A _Real_ Operating System for _Real_ Hackers.
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-- Greywolf
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Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
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Breasted cot men
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Embraces dot net
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Strobed teen cam
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Aborted men sect
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Emtomb DEC tears
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-- Julian Assange
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Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
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Crested Boatmen
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Resented Combat
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Boast Decrement
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Basement DEC rot
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-- Julian Assange
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Anagrams for NetBSD-core:
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Bent Coders
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Secret Bond
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Robs DECNet
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Cost Bender
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-- Julian Assange
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Anagrams for NetBSD-core:
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Cot Benders
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Be stern, Doc.
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Net robs DEC
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DEC robs Net
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-- Julian Assange
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http://www.imrryr.org/NetBSD/logo
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-- R. C. Dowdeswell
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I always think of NetBSD developers as special gnomes who smoke
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pipes that make big bubbles and if the bubble hits the ceiling
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before popping it gets committed and released. Lots of lung power
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needed for this.
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-- ggggbabybabybaby
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I didn't get where I am today without using NetBSD
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-- Dave Tyson
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I held off from Uni until NetBSD came out.
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I decided, ``if there's no NetBSD then I'll just flip burgers''
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-- Roland Dowdeswell
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If it isn't possible with NetBSD, it isn't worth doing.
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-- Petter "Nosfisk" Lindquist
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My other computer runs NetBSD
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-- Allen Briggs
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NetBSD - a devil of an operating system.
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-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - A Mycroft in every port.
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-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - a server in every port.
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-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - because Unix isn't just #include <linux.h>, i386, ELF, ...!
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-- Hubert Feyrer
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NetBSD - big, isn't it?
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-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - daemonic power
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-- R. C. Dowdeswell
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NetBSD: Flying into the heart of the Sun. And the i386, and alpha,
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and mac, and powerpc, and...
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-- Greywolf
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NetBSD - free yourself from all Stallmanist thought!
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-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD: Got source?
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NetBSD - hackers tested, mom approved
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-- Ken Nakata
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NetBSD - here today and in the middle of 2038 tomorrow.
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-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - love all, serve all.
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-- Silke Mueller
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NetBSD - Mach 3 stealthOS, undetectable by media radar.
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-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - more is more.
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-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - no propaganda in the default system, in more than 10 years!
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-- Jaromir Dolecek
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NetBSD: No Windows or Gates, but lots of doors, portals and tunnels.
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-- Greywolf
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NetBSD - penguin flesh never tasted so good.
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-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - posix me harder.
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-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD: Post No Bills.
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-- Greywolf
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NetBSD - safe ports in a storm.
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-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - Scalability Does Matter.
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-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - Serious Other, or Serious Operating system. Your choice.
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-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - the Berkeley redemption.
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-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - the cathedral versus the bizarre.
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-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - the cure.
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-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - the devil finds work for idle cycles.
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-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - the devil made me do it.
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-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - the devil's advocate.
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-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - the devil's not just in vaudeville.
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-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - the power to suave.
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-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - the power to swerve (penguins, worse than cane toads).
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-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD: The Source is out there.
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-- Greywolf
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NetBSD - The undiscriminated geek UNIX
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-- Richard Rauch
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NetBSD - we have nothing to declare but our benchmarks.
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-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - we put the Net in NetBSD.
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-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - We're not in canvas anymore, toto
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-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - where do you want to go Tuesday?
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-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - Will even run on i386
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-- Brian Hechinger
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NetBSD - your basement or mine?
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-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD: A drinking group with a serious computing problem.
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NetBSD: A pmap for every occasion.
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-- David Brownlee
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NetBSD: Abandon all hype, oh ye who enter here.
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NetBSD: Agnostics in the Platform Religious Wars.
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-- Erik E. Fair
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NetBSD: An Operating System For Everyone
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-- Mike Latinovich
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NetBSD: Are you old enough to run it?
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-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: Beyond Windows
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-- Johan Ihren
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NetBSD: CD-ROMs? We don't need no stinkin' CD-ROMs!
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-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: Choose Your Own Slogan
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-- Dirk Myers
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NetBSD: Compatible with the Real World.
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-- Greywolf
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NetBSD: Dave Barry is working on our motto
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-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: demonic power.
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-- R. C. Dowdeswell
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NetBSD: Designed to be {secure, reliable, portable, CORRECT}
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-- Matthew Orgass
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NetBSD: Download one, get ${NUMPORTS}-1 for free.
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NetBSD: Empowering the VAX generation.
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-- Andy Doran
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NetBSD: Everyone else is doin' it. But we're doin' it right.
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-- Herb Peyerl
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NetBSD, Feed The Computer.
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: Flexible and free!
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-- Lars-Johan Liman
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NetBSD: For The Network Generation
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: Get Over It.
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: Groovy Baby!
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD home page: Ultra-heavy use of blink text, hot colours, and
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Flash plug-ins. All shockwave, all the time. Background music
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ought to be a mixture of Phillip Glass overlaid on top of
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Sublime.
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-- Mason Loring Bliss
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NetBSD: I Wanna Be Sedated
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-- Curt Sampson
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NetBSD: If you look through Windows
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-- Johan Ihren
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NetBSD: If your server could choose, it would choose NetBSD
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-- Tim Rightnour
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NetBSD, In Stalls Anywhere
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD is full. Go away.
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-- Chris Baird <cjb@brushtail.apana.org.au>
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NetBSD is much like a tipi: No windows, no gates, and an apache inside.
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NetBSD is PAR -- Powerful, Advanced, Reliable. Is your OS up to PAR?
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-- Frank Warren
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NetBSD is the bomb. (ok, bad idea)
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: It keeps on going...and going...and going...
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-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: It spanks the knickers off those other operating systems
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-- Brian D Chase
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NetBSD: it'll be there when you're ready for it
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-- Greg Lehey
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NetBSD: it's not free beer, but it's free
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NetBSD: Its not Windows.
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-- Paul Wain
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NetBSD: It's...uh...well...have you heard of linux?
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-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: lets get it right
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-- David Brownlee
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NetBSD: Linux without the hype.
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-- Hubert Feyrer
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NetBSD: making all computer hardware a commodity.
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-- Erik E. Fair
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NetBSD: Making your net work, and its free to boot!
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-- Steve Woodford
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NetBSD: Masterly with distinction. Striking also.
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-- Andy Doran
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NetBSD: May the Source be with you
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-- Greg Earle
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NetBSD: Microsoft ask you where you want to go, NetBSD gets you there
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-- David Brownlee
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NetBSD, More Nines.
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: Multi-platform OS
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NetBSD: My Computer Runs!
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: My Computer Works!
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: My other computer also runs NetBSD.
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-- David Brownlee
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NetBSD, Net Improvement.
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD, Net Profit.
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD, Net Some Nines.
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: Network Power Unleashed.
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: Network Your World.
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: Networking Space
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: No hype required.
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-- David Brownlee
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NetBSD, No Worries!
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: Not all of the First Ones have gone away.
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NetBSD. Not Guano.
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-- Hubert Feyrer
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NetBSD: Not your mother's OS (unless you are P. Seebach)
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-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: Oh my god! They support my hardware! You hackers!
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NetBSD: Perpetual performance!
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-- Lars-Johan Liman
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NetBSD: Pink fluffy chunks or green bits - the choice is yours.
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-- Andy Doran
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NetBSD: Ports to * boards.
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-- Steve Woodford
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NetBSD: Power Your Net.
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: preferred by Rocket Scientists and Moms!
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-- Steven J. Dovich
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NetBSD: priapic OS
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-- Perry Metzger
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NetBSD: Professionalpower!
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-- Lars-Johan Liman
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NetBSD: "Progress on your system is closer than it appears."
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NetBSD: Raiders of the Lost Arch
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NetBSD: Re: NetBSD Slogans
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-- Mirian Crzig Lennox
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NetBSD: Resistance is futile! You will be supported.
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-- Peter Seebach
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NetBSD: Resistance is NOT futile!
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-- Hubert Feyrer
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NetBSD: Rock solid!
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-- Lars-Johan Liman
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NetBSD: Servers' choice!
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-- Lars-Johan Liman
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NetBSD: serves you right.
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-- Herb Peyerl
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NetBSD short theme, for stickers and tattoos: NetBSD... Bitchin'!
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-- Mason Loring Bliss
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NetBSD, SIMMs Like Good Code
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: Someday, we won't burn your toast
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-- Herb Peyerl
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NetBSD: Stable and strong!
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-- Lars-Johan Liman
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NetBSD: Stop, Drop, and Load
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD, Tap The Power
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: The choice of hundreds worldwide
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-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: The Final Frontier
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-- Chris Jones
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NetBSD: The free OS with a money back guarantee!
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-- Tim Rightnour
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NetBSD: the free unix for the rest of us
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-- Bob Nestor
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NetBSD: The Last Bastion of the true UNIX Religion.
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-- Miles Nordin
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NetBSD: The OS WORM - Write Once, Run Many
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NetBSD: The Power of Code
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-- Mason Loring Bliss
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NetBSD: The power to Connect
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-- Feico Dillema
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NetBSD: The power to serve, also
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-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: The power to serve, on the platform of your choice
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-- John Darrow
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NetBSD: the second best thing you can get for free
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NetBSD: the server is up
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-- David Brownlee
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NetBSD: The Worlds Most Portable Operating System
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NetBSD/toaster: we wish the toaster to be happy too.
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NetBSD: To serve the power.
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-- Herb Peyerl
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NetBSD: true inheritors of the UNIX(tm) legacy.
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-- Erik E. Fair
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NetBSD: Twice the Bits-Clean of other Leading OSes
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-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: Two guys with a vax
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-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: u_long uptime;
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-- Herb Peyerl
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NetBSD: unshackling hardware designers and users from the bondage
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of WinTel.
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-- Erik E. Fair
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NetBSD: Use the ENTIRE computer!
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: userland included
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NetBSD: We Come In Peace.
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: We come in peace. We offer reliability.
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-- David Maxwell
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NetBSD: We do it right.
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-- Perry Metzger
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NetBSD: We don't negotiate with terrorists.
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-- Miles Nordin
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NetBSD: We put the "Net" in "BSD", and took out the "Free"
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-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: We Stay Up.
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: We Suck Less
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NetBSD: We're so committed to it being free, we won't sell it to you
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even if you ask!
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-- Charles M. Hannum
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NetBSD: What do you want to serve today?
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-- Hubert Feyrer
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NetBSD: When Linux ports to that platform, they will discover -
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WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE
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-- David Maxwell
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NetBSD: Where do you want to have the power to serve, tomorrow?
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-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: Who do you Serve? And who do you Trust?
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-- David Maxwell
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NetBSD will put hair on a UNIX admin's chest
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-- Jason R. Fink
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NetBSD: Write Once, Run Everywhere. Java optional.
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-- Todd Whitesel
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NetBSD: You can't handle it.
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-- Paul Newhouse
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NetBSD: You choose the hardware, we'll bring the OS.
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-- David Brownlee
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Of course it runs NetBSD.
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Portable. Supportable. NetBSD.
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-- Jim Wise
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Software is like sex - it should be free
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-- Hubert Feyrer
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We're BSD. If you want System V, you know where to get it.
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-- Greywolf
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Where would you have rather been today, tomorrow? NetBSD.
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-- Allen Briggs
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With many thanks to the core team and UCB CSRG.
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-- Greywolf
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Young or old; cutting edge or yesterday's NeWS, NetBSD is the UNIX for you.
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It can be a hulking monster in your basement, or fit in the palm
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of your hand.
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-- Richard Rauch
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NetBSD: Dead on Target
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-- Gimpy
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NetBSD JIHBED
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