Importing games/fortune
Replaces commands/fortune. No Minix specific changes needed. Change-Id: Iac79ea82dedd12e80377c85954da5e2d8eee74af
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Lionel Sambuc
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dd decomp16 DESCRIBE devmand devsize dhcpd \
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find fix format fortune fsck.mfs \
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hostaddr ifconfig ifdef \
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PROG= fortune
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MAN=
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FILESDIR= /usr/lib
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FILES= fortune.dat
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.include <bsd.prog.mk>
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/* fortune - hand out Chinese fortune cookies Author: Bert Reuling */
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#include <sys/types.h>
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#include <sys/stat.h>
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#include <time.h>
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#include <stdlib.h>
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#include <unistd.h>
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#include <stdio.h>
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#define COOKIEJAR "/usr/lib/fortune.dat"
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#if 0
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static char *Copyright = "\0Copyright (c) 1990 Bert Reuling";
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#endif
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static unsigned long seed;
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int main(int argc, char **argv);
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unsigned long magic(unsigned long range);
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int main(argc, argv)
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int argc;
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char *argv[];
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{
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int c1, c2, c3;
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struct stat cookie_stat;
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FILE *cookie;
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if ((cookie = fopen(COOKIEJAR, "r")) == NULL) {
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printf("\nSome things better stay closed.\n - %s\n", argv[0]);
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exit (-1);
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}
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/* Create seed from : date, time, user-id and process-id. we can't get
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* the position of the moon, unfortunately.
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*/
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seed = time( (time_t *) 0) ^ (long) getuid() ^ (long) getpid();
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if (stat(COOKIEJAR, &cookie_stat) != 0) {
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printf("\nIt furthers one to see the super guru.\n - %s\n", argv[0]);
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exit (-1);
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}
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fseek(cookie, magic((unsigned long) cookie_stat.st_size), 0); /* m ove bu magic... */
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c2 = c3 = '\n';
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while (((c1 = getc(cookie)) != EOF) && ((c1 != '%') || (c2 != '%') || (c3 != '\n'))) {
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c3 = c2;
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c2 = c1;
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}
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if (c1 == EOF) {
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printf("\nSomething unexpected has happened.\n - %s", argv[0]);
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exit (-1);
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}
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c2 = c3 = '\n';
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while (((c1 = getc(cookie)) != '%') || (c2 != '%') || (c3 != '\n')) {
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if (c1 == EOF) {
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rewind(cookie);
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continue;
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}
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putc(c2, stdout);
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c3 = c2;
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c2 = c1;
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}
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putc('\n', stdout);
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fclose(cookie);
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return (0);
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}
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/* magic - please study carefull: there is more than meets the eye */
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unsigned long magic(range)
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unsigned long range;
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{
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seed = 9065531L * (seed % 9065533L) - 2 * (seed / 9065531L) + 1L;
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return (seed % range);
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}
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A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you.
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- B. L. Taylor
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%%
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Oh gracious, why wasn't I born old and ugly?
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- Dickens
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%%
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Weather is a literary specialty, and no untrained hand
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can turn out a good article on it.
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- M. Twain
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%%
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A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
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- S. Goldwyn
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%%
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"Classic." A book which people praise and don't read.
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- M. Twain
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%%
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Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
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- Benjamin Franklin
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%%
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening
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to someone else.
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- Will Rogers
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%%
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
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- Groucho Marx
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%%
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One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie
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is that a cat has only nine lives.
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- M. Twain
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%%
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Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral?
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It is because we are not the person involved.
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- M. Twain
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%%
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When angry, count four;
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when very angry, swear.
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- M. Twain
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%%
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A perfect vacuum exists only in the minds of men.
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- P. H. Beck
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%%
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Those whose courses are different cannot lay plans for one another.
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- Confucian Analects Bk. 15:39
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%%
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Learning without thought is labor lost;
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thought without learning is perilous.
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- Confucian Analects Bk. 2:15
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%%
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The falsely dramatic drives out the truly dull.
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- Gennerat's Law
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%%
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Our universe is simply one of those things that happen from time to time.
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- Edward Tryon
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When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains,
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however improbable, must be the truth.
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- Sherlock Holmes
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%%
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admiration, n.
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Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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%%
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bore, n.
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A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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%%
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coward, n.
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One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs.
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- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
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- Simeon Strunsky
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To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short.
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- Confucian Analects, Bk. 11:15,iii
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He who speaks without modesty will find
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it difficult to make his words good.
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- Confucian Analects, Bk. 14:21
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%%
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Heaven and earth are not humane.
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They regard all things as straw dogs.
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- Lao Tzu
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He who knows others is wise.
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He who knows himself is enlightened.
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- Lao Tzu
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He who knows does not speak.
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He who speaks does not know.
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- Lao Tzu
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To know that you do not know is the best.
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To pretend to know when you do not know is a disease.
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- Lao Tzu
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Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend.
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- Theophrastus
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You cannot put the same shoe on every foot.
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- Publilius Syrus
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If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.
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- Sir Isaac Newton
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The probability of someone watching you is
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- A. Kindsvater
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The various forms of worship, which prevailed in the Roman world,
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- Edward Gibbon, "The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire"
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Of course you realize this means war!
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- Bugs Bunny
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There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
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The following sentence is false.
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understand the Tao? He is restricted by his own
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!XINIM ni deppart m'I !pleH
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./usr/share/games/fortune/fortunes2-o.dat minix-sys
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|
./usr/share/games/fortune/fortunes2.dat minix-sys
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|
./usr/share/games/fortune/limerick minix-sys
|
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|
./usr/share/games/fortune/limerick-o minix-sys
|
||||||
|
./usr/share/games/fortune/limerick-o.dat minix-sys
|
||||||
|
./usr/share/games/fortune/limerick.dat minix-sys
|
||||||
|
./usr/share/games/fortune/netbsd minix-sys
|
||||||
|
./usr/share/games/fortune/netbsd-o minix-sys
|
||||||
|
./usr/share/games/fortune/netbsd-o.dat minix-sys
|
||||||
|
./usr/share/games/fortune/netbsd-tips minix-sys
|
||||||
|
./usr/share/games/fortune/netbsd-tips.dat minix-sys
|
||||||
|
./usr/share/games/fortune/netbsd.dat minix-sys
|
||||||
|
./usr/share/games/fortune/startrek minix-sys
|
||||||
|
./usr/share/games/fortune/startrek.dat minix-sys
|
||||||
|
./usr/share/games/fortune/unamerican-o minix-sys
|
||||||
|
./usr/share/games/fortune/unamerican-o.dat minix-sys
|
||||||
|
./usr/share/games/fortune/zippy minix-sys
|
||||||
|
./usr/share/games/fortune/zippy.dat minix-sys
|
||||||
./usr/share/info minix-sys
|
./usr/share/info minix-sys
|
||||||
./usr/share/info/as.info minix-sys binutils
|
./usr/share/info/as.info minix-sys binutils
|
||||||
./usr/share/info/bfd.info minix-sys binutils
|
./usr/share/info/bfd.info minix-sys binutils
|
||||||
|
|
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||||||
|
|
@ -114,6 +114,7 @@
|
||||||
./usr/share/doc/psd/19.curses
|
./usr/share/doc/psd/19.curses
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||||||
./usr/share/info
|
./usr/share/info
|
||||||
./usr/share/games
|
./usr/share/games
|
||||||
|
./usr/share/games/fortune
|
||||||
./usr/share/misc
|
./usr/share/misc
|
||||||
./usr/share/mk
|
./usr/share/mk
|
||||||
./usr/share/nvi
|
./usr/share/nvi
|
||||||
|
|
|
||||||
|
|
@ -10,7 +10,7 @@
|
||||||
SUBDIR= adventure \
|
SUBDIR= adventure \
|
||||||
\
|
\
|
||||||
\
|
\
|
||||||
factor \
|
factor fortune \
|
||||||
\
|
\
|
||||||
primes
|
primes
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
|
|
||||||
6
games/fortune/Makefile
Normal file
6
games/fortune/Makefile
Normal file
|
|
@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
|
||||||
|
# $NetBSD: Makefile,v 1.10 2008/09/26 18:56:43 apb Exp $
|
||||||
|
# @(#)Makefile 8.1 (Berkeley) 5/31/93
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
SUBDIR= fortune strfile unstr .WAIT datfiles
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
.include <bsd.subdir.mk>
|
||||||
178
games/fortune/Notes
Normal file
178
games/fortune/Notes
Normal file
|
|
@ -0,0 +1,178 @@
|
||||||
|
# $NetBSD: Notes,v 1.2 1995/03/23 08:28:26 cgd Exp $
|
||||||
|
# @(#)Notes 8.1 (Berkeley) 5/31/93
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
Warning:
|
||||||
|
The fortunes contained in the fortune database have been collected
|
||||||
|
haphazardly from a cacophony of sources, in number so huge it
|
||||||
|
boggles the mind. It is impossible to do any meaningful quality
|
||||||
|
control on attributions, or lack thereof, or exactness of the quote.
|
||||||
|
Since this database is not used for profit, and since entire works
|
||||||
|
are not published, it falls under fair use, as we understand it.
|
||||||
|
However, if any half-assed idiot decides to make a profit off of
|
||||||
|
this, they will need to double check it all, and nobody not involved
|
||||||
|
of such an effort makes any warranty that anything in the database
|
||||||
|
bears any relation to the real world of literature, law, or other
|
||||||
|
bizzarrity.
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
==> GENERAL INFORMATION
|
||||||
|
By default, fortune retrieves its fortune files from the directory
|
||||||
|
/usr/share/games/fortune. A fortune file has two parts: the source file
|
||||||
|
(which contains the fortunes themselves) and the data file which describes
|
||||||
|
the fortunes. The data fil always has the same name as the fortune file
|
||||||
|
with the string ".dat" concatenated, i.e. "fort" is the standard fortune
|
||||||
|
database, and "fort.dat" is the data file which describes it. See
|
||||||
|
strfile(8) for more information on creating the data files.
|
||||||
|
Fortunes are split into potentially offensive and not potentially
|
||||||
|
offensive parts. The offensive version of a file has the same name as the
|
||||||
|
non-offensive version with "-o" concatenated, i.e. "fort" is the standard
|
||||||
|
fortune database, and "fort-o" is the standard offensive database. The
|
||||||
|
fortune program automatically assumes that any file with a name ending in
|
||||||
|
"-o" is potentially offensive, and should therefore only be displayed if
|
||||||
|
explicitly requested, either with the -o option or by specifying a file name
|
||||||
|
on the command line.
|
||||||
|
Potentially offensive fortune files should NEVER be maintained in
|
||||||
|
clear text on the system. They are rotated (see caesar(6)) 13 positions.
|
||||||
|
To create a new, potentially offensive database, use caesar to rotate it,
|
||||||
|
and then create its data file with the -x option to strfile(8). The fortune
|
||||||
|
program automatically decrypts the text when it prints entries from such
|
||||||
|
databases.
|
||||||
|
Anything which would not make it onto network prime time programming
|
||||||
|
(or which would only be broadcast if some discredited kind of guy said it)
|
||||||
|
MUST be in the potentially offensive database. Fortunes containing any
|
||||||
|
explicit language (see George Carlin's recent updated list) MUST be in the
|
||||||
|
potentially offensive database. Political and religious opinions are often
|
||||||
|
sequestered in the potentially offensive section as well. Anything which
|
||||||
|
assumes as a world view blatantly racist, mysogynist (sexist), or homophobic
|
||||||
|
ideas should not be in either, since they are not really funny unless *you*
|
||||||
|
are racist, mysogynist, or homophobic.
|
||||||
|
The point of this is that people have should have a reasonable
|
||||||
|
expectation that, should they just run "fortune", they will not be offended.
|
||||||
|
We know that some people take offense at anything, but normal people do have
|
||||||
|
opinions, too, and have a right not to have their sensibilities offended by
|
||||||
|
a program which is supposed to be entertaining. People who run "fortune
|
||||||
|
-o" or "fortune -a" are saying, in effect, that they are willing to have
|
||||||
|
their sensibilities tweaked. However, they should not have their personal
|
||||||
|
worth seriously (i.e., not in jest) assaulted. Jokes which depend for their
|
||||||
|
humor on racist, mysogynist, or homophobic stereotypes *do* seriously
|
||||||
|
assault individual personal worth, and in an general entertainment medium
|
||||||
|
we should be able to get by without it.
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
==> FORMATTING
|
||||||
|
This file describes the format for fortunes in the database. This
|
||||||
|
is done in detail to make it easier to keep track of things. Any rule given
|
||||||
|
here may be broken to make a better joke.
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
[All examples are indented by one tab stop -- KCRCA]
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
Numbers should be given in parentheses, e.g.,
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
(1) Everything depends.
|
||||||
|
(2) Nothing is always.
|
||||||
|
(3) Everything is sometimes.
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
Attributions are two tab stops, followed by two hyphens, followed by a
|
||||||
|
space, followed by the attribution, and are *not* preceded by blank
|
||||||
|
lines. Book, journal, movie, and all other titles are in quotes, e.g.,
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
$100 invested at 7% interest for 100 years will become $100,000, at
|
||||||
|
which time it will be worth absolutely nothing.
|
||||||
|
-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
Attributions which do not fit on one (72 char) line should be continued
|
||||||
|
on a line which lines up below the first text of the attribution, e.g.,
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
-- A very long attribution which might not fit on one
|
||||||
|
line, "Ken Arnold's Stupid Sayings"
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
Single paragraph fortunes are in left justified (non-indented) paragraphs
|
||||||
|
unless they fall into another category listed below (see example above).
|
||||||
|
Longer fortunes should also be in left justified paragraphs, but if this
|
||||||
|
makes it too long, try indented paragraphs, with indentations of either one
|
||||||
|
tab stop or 5 chars. Indentations of less than 5 are too hard to read.
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
Laws have the title left justified and capitalized, followed by a colon,
|
||||||
|
with all the text of the law itself indented one tab stop, initially
|
||||||
|
capitalized, e.g.,
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
A Law of Computer Programming:
|
||||||
|
Make it possible for programmers to write in English and
|
||||||
|
you will find the programmers cannot write in English.
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
Limericks are indented as follows, all lines capitalized:
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
A computer, to print out a fact,
|
||||||
|
Will divide, multiply, and subtract.
|
||||||
|
But this output can be
|
||||||
|
No more than debris,
|
||||||
|
If the input was short of exact.
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
Accents precede the letter they are over, e.g., "`^He" for e with a grave
|
||||||
|
accent. Underlining is done on a word-by-word basis, with the underlines
|
||||||
|
preceding the word, e.g., "__^H^Hhi ____^H^H^H^Hthere".
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
No fortune should run beyond 72 characters on a single line without good
|
||||||
|
justification (er, no pun intended). And no right margin justification,
|
||||||
|
either. Sorry. For BSD people, there is a program called "fmt" which can
|
||||||
|
make this kind of formatting easier.
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
Definitions are given with the word or phrase left justified, followed by
|
||||||
|
the part of speech (if appropriate) and a colon. The definition starts
|
||||||
|
indented by one tab stop, with subsequent lines left justified, e.g.,
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
Afternoon, n.:
|
||||||
|
That part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted
|
||||||
|
the morning.
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
Quotes are sometimes put around statements which are funnier or make more
|
||||||
|
sense if they are understood as being spoken, rather than written,
|
||||||
|
communication, e.g.,
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
"All my friends and I are crazy. That's the only thing that
|
||||||
|
keeps us sane."
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
Ellipses are always surrounded by spaces, except when next to punctuation,
|
||||||
|
and are three dots long.
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
"... all the modern inconveniences ..."
|
||||||
|
-- Mark Twain
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
Human initials always have spaces after the periods, e.g, "P. T. Barnum",
|
||||||
|
not "P.T. Barnum". However, "P.T.A.", not "P. T. A.".
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
All fortunes should be attributed, but if and only if they are original with
|
||||||
|
somebody. Many people have said things that are folk sayings (i.e., are
|
||||||
|
common among the folk (i.e., us common slobs)). There is nothing wrong with
|
||||||
|
this, of course, but such statements should not be attributed to individuals
|
||||||
|
who did not invent them.
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
Horoscopes should have the sign indented by one tab stop, followed by the
|
||||||
|
dates of the sign, with the text left justified below it, e.g.,
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
|
||||||
|
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You
|
||||||
|
lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be
|
||||||
|
careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes over
|
||||||
|
and over again. People think you are stupid.
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
Single quotes should not be used except as quotes within quotes. Not even
|
||||||
|
single quotes masquerading as double quotes are to be used, e.g., don't say
|
||||||
|
``hi there'' or `hi there' or 'hi there', but "hi there". However, you
|
||||||
|
*can* say "I said, `hi there'".
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
A long poem or song can be ordered as follows in order to make it fit on a
|
||||||
|
screen (fortunes should be 19 lines or less if at all possible) (numbers
|
||||||
|
here are stanza numbers):
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
11111111111111111111
|
||||||
|
11111111111111111111
|
||||||
|
11111111111111111111 22222222222222222222
|
||||||
|
11111111111111111111 22222222222222222222
|
||||||
|
22222222222222222222
|
||||||
|
33333333333333333333 22222222222222222222
|
||||||
|
33333333333333333333
|
||||||
|
33333333333333333333 44444444444444444444
|
||||||
|
33333333333333333333 44444444444444444444
|
||||||
|
44444444444444444444
|
||||||
|
44444444444444444444
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
41
games/fortune/README
Normal file
41
games/fortune/README
Normal file
|
|
@ -0,0 +1,41 @@
|
||||||
|
# $NetBSD: README,v 1.2 1995/03/23 08:28:29 cgd Exp $
|
||||||
|
# @(#)README 8.1 (Berkeley) 5/31/93
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
The potentially offensive fortunes are not installed by default on BSD
|
||||||
|
systems. If you're absolutely, *positively*, without-a-shadow-of-a-doubt
|
||||||
|
sure that your user community wants them installed, whack the Makefile
|
||||||
|
in the subdirectory datfiles, and do "make all install".
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
|
||||||
|
Some years ago, my neighbor Avery said to me: "There has not been an
|
||||||
|
adequate jokebook published since "Joe_Miller", which came out in 1739 and
|
||||||
|
which, incidentally, was the most miserable no-good ... jokebook in the
|
||||||
|
history of the printed word."
|
||||||
|
In a subsequent conversation, Avery said: "A funny story is a funny
|
||||||
|
story, no matter who is in it - whether it's about Catholics or Protestants,
|
||||||
|
Jews or Gentiles, blacks or whites, browns or yellows. If a story is genuinely
|
||||||
|
funny it makes no difference how dirty it is. Shout it from the rooftops.
|
||||||
|
Let the chips fall all over the prairie and let the bonehead wowsers yelp.
|
||||||
|
... on them."
|
||||||
|
It is a nice thing to have a neighbor of Avery's grain. He has
|
||||||
|
believed in the aforestated principles all his life. A great many other
|
||||||
|
people nowadays are casting aside the pietistic attitude that has led them
|
||||||
|
to plug up their ears against the facts of life. We of The Brotherhood
|
||||||
|
believe as Avery believes; we have never been intimidated by the pharisaical
|
||||||
|
meddlers who have been smelling up the American landscape since the time of
|
||||||
|
the bundling board. Neither has any one of our members ever been called a
|
||||||
|
racist. Still, we have been in unremitting revolt against the ignorant
|
||||||
|
propensity which ordains, in effect, that "The Green Pastures" should never
|
||||||
|
have been written; the idiot attitude which compelled Arthur Kober to abandon
|
||||||
|
his delightful Bella Gross, and Octavius Roy Cohen to quit writing about the
|
||||||
|
splendiferous Florian Slappey; the moronic frame of mind which, if carried
|
||||||
|
to its logical end, would have forbidden Ring Lardner from writing in the
|
||||||
|
language of the masses.
|
||||||
|
-- H. Allen Smith, "Rude Jokes"
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
... let us keep in mind the basic governing philosophy of The
|
||||||
|
Brotherhood, as handsomely summarized in these words: we believe in
|
||||||
|
healthy, hearty laughter -- at the expense of the whole human race, if
|
||||||
|
needs be.
|
||||||
|
Needs be.
|
||||||
|
-- H. Allen Smith, "Rude Jokes"
|
||||||
88
games/fortune/datfiles/Makefile
Normal file
88
games/fortune/datfiles/Makefile
Normal file
|
|
@ -0,0 +1,88 @@
|
||||||
|
# $NetBSD: Makefile,v 1.38 2008/09/26 18:23:09 apb Exp $
|
||||||
|
# @(#)Makefile 8.2 (Berkeley) 4/19/94
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
.include <bsd.own.mk> # for INSTALL_OFFENSIVE_FORTUNES
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
SRCFILES= fortunes fortunes2 startrek zippy unamerican-o limerick \
|
||||||
|
netbsd farber netbsd-tips
|
||||||
|
DATFILES= fortunes.dat fortunes2.dat startrek.dat zippy.dat \
|
||||||
|
fortunes-o fortunes-o.dat fortunes2-o fortunes2-o.dat \
|
||||||
|
limerick.dat limerick-o limerick-o.dat unamerican-o \
|
||||||
|
unamerican-o.dat netbsd.dat netbsd-o netbsd-o.dat \
|
||||||
|
farber.dat netbsd-tips.dat
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
# TO AVOID INSTALLING THE POTENTIALLY OFFENSIVE FORTUNES, RUN 'make' with
|
||||||
|
# "INSTALL_OFFENSIVE_FORTUNES=NO", or set "INSTALL_OFFENSIVE_FORTUNES=NO"
|
||||||
|
# IN bsd.own.mk OR /etc/mk.conf.
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
INSTALL_OFFENSIVE_FORTUNES?= YES
|
||||||
|
.if (${INSTALL_OFFENSIVE_FORTUNES} == "YES")
|
||||||
|
TYPE= real
|
||||||
|
.else
|
||||||
|
TYPE= fake
|
||||||
|
.endif
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
CLEANFILES+=${DATFILES}
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
STRFILE=${TOOL_STRFILE}
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
.if ${MKSHARE} != "no"
|
||||||
|
FILES=${SRCFILES} ${DATFILES}
|
||||||
|
FILESDIR=/usr/share/games/fortune
|
||||||
|
.endif
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
realall: ${DATFILES}
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
# Normal fortunes: build directly from data files.
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
fortunes.dat fortunes2.dat startrek.dat zippy.dat limerick.dat netbsd.dat farber.dat netbsd-tips.dat:
|
||||||
|
${_MKTARGET_CREATE}
|
||||||
|
${STRFILE} -rs ${.CURDIR}/${.TARGET:R} ${.TARGET}
|
||||||
|
fortunes.dat: fortunes
|
||||||
|
fortunes2.dat: fortunes2
|
||||||
|
startrek.dat: startrek
|
||||||
|
zippy.dat: zippy
|
||||||
|
limerick.dat: limerick
|
||||||
|
netbsd.dat: netbsd
|
||||||
|
farber.dat: farber
|
||||||
|
netbsd-tips.dat: netbsd-tips
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
# Obscene fortunes: we have to build source and data files
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
fortunes-o: fortunes-o.${TYPE}
|
||||||
|
${_MKTARGET_CREATE}
|
||||||
|
tr 'a-zA-Z' 'n-za-mN-ZA-M' < ${.ALLSRC} > ${.TARGET}
|
||||||
|
fortunes-o.dat: fortunes-o
|
||||||
|
${_MKTARGET_CREATE}
|
||||||
|
${STRFILE} -rsx ${.ALLSRC} ${.TARGET}
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
fortunes2-o: fortunes2-o.${TYPE}
|
||||||
|
${_MKTARGET_CREATE}
|
||||||
|
tr 'a-zA-Z' 'n-za-mN-ZA-M' < ${.ALLSRC} > ${.TARGET}
|
||||||
|
fortunes2-o.dat: fortunes2-o
|
||||||
|
${_MKTARGET_CREATE}
|
||||||
|
${STRFILE} -rsx ${.ALLSRC} ${.TARGET}
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
limerick-o: limerick-o.${TYPE}
|
||||||
|
${_MKTARGET_CREATE}
|
||||||
|
tr 'a-zA-Z' 'n-za-mN-ZA-M' < ${.ALLSRC} > ${.TARGET}
|
||||||
|
limerick-o.dat: limerick-o
|
||||||
|
${_MKTARGET_CREATE}
|
||||||
|
${STRFILE} -rsx ${.ALLSRC} ${.TARGET}
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
unamerican-o: unamerican-o.${TYPE}
|
||||||
|
${_MKTARGET_CREATE}
|
||||||
|
tr 'a-zA-Z' 'n-za-mN-ZA-M' < ${.ALLSRC} > ${.TARGET}
|
||||||
|
unamerican-o.dat: unamerican-o
|
||||||
|
${_MKTARGET_CREATE}
|
||||||
|
${STRFILE} -rsx ${.ALLSRC} ${.TARGET}
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
netbsd-o: netbsd-o.${TYPE}
|
||||||
|
${_MKTARGET_CREATE}
|
||||||
|
tr 'a-zA-Z' 'n-za-mN-ZA-M' < ${.ALLSRC} > ${.TARGET}
|
||||||
|
netbsd-o.dat: netbsd-o
|
||||||
|
${_MKTARGET_CREATE}
|
||||||
|
${STRFILE} -rsx ${.ALLSRC} ${.TARGET}
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
.include <bsd.prog.mk>
|
||||||
1855
games/fortune/datfiles/farber
Normal file
1855
games/fortune/datfiles/farber
Normal file
File diff suppressed because it is too large
Load diff
16177
games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
Normal file
16177
games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
Normal file
File diff suppressed because it is too large
Load diff
2
games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.fake
Normal file
2
games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.fake
Normal file
|
|
@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
|
||||||
|
There are no potentially offensive fortunes installed on this
|
||||||
|
system. For further details, contact your system administrator.
|
||||||
1730
games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real
Normal file
1730
games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real
Normal file
File diff suppressed because it is too large
Load diff
299
games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.sp.ok
Normal file
299
games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.sp.ok
Normal file
|
|
@ -0,0 +1,299 @@
|
||||||
|
A.I
|
||||||
|
ACLU's
|
||||||
|
Aire
|
||||||
|
Alzheimer's
|
||||||
|
Andropov
|
||||||
|
Angina
|
||||||
|
Ansel
|
||||||
|
Artz
|
||||||
|
Aw
|
||||||
|
BULLSHIT
|
||||||
|
Begorrah
|
||||||
|
Benchley
|
||||||
|
Bierce
|
||||||
|
Blore
|
||||||
|
Bogart
|
||||||
|
Bormann
|
||||||
|
Byrn
|
||||||
|
COUNTERFACTUAL
|
||||||
|
Callay
|
||||||
|
Calooh
|
||||||
|
Caspar
|
||||||
|
Castlereagh
|
||||||
|
Cheerios
|
||||||
|
Cianci
|
||||||
|
Clair
|
||||||
|
Coito
|
||||||
|
Como
|
||||||
|
Condoms
|
||||||
|
Cosell's
|
||||||
|
Counterfactual
|
||||||
|
Crisco
|
||||||
|
Crotels
|
||||||
|
Cunnilingus
|
||||||
|
DEMO
|
||||||
|
Dalmatians
|
||||||
|
Dammit
|
||||||
|
Darjeeling
|
||||||
|
Deferrals
|
||||||
|
Degen
|
||||||
|
Diddley
|
||||||
|
Durcan
|
||||||
|
Ermintrude's
|
||||||
|
Ewald
|
||||||
|
F.B.I
|
||||||
|
FUCKING
|
||||||
|
Fagin
|
||||||
|
Faire
|
||||||
|
Falwell
|
||||||
|
Feiffer
|
||||||
|
Fie
|
||||||
|
Fornication
|
||||||
|
Fredrick's
|
||||||
|
Friants
|
||||||
|
Froats
|
||||||
|
Fuck
|
||||||
|
Fumets
|
||||||
|
GREAAAAAAT
|
||||||
|
Galbraith
|
||||||
|
Geis
|
||||||
|
Gimme
|
||||||
|
Goy's
|
||||||
|
Graffito
|
||||||
|
Greenway
|
||||||
|
Groucho
|
||||||
|
Haggis
|
||||||
|
Heathcote
|
||||||
|
Hefner
|
||||||
|
Hitchhiker's
|
||||||
|
Jewry
|
||||||
|
Jr.'s
|
||||||
|
KRON
|
||||||
|
Kasha
|
||||||
|
Krazy
|
||||||
|
LeGuin
|
||||||
|
Lehrer
|
||||||
|
Li
|
||||||
|
Libbers
|
||||||
|
Liddy
|
||||||
|
Lyth
|
||||||
|
MOVs
|
||||||
|
MX
|
||||||
|
Mairowitz
|
||||||
|
Mama
|
||||||
|
Mannis
|
||||||
|
Martina
|
||||||
|
Masturbation
|
||||||
|
McAmeter
|
||||||
|
Methadone
|
||||||
|
Milo
|
||||||
|
Milpitas
|
||||||
|
N'wam
|
||||||
|
N.H
|
||||||
|
Nader
|
||||||
|
Naiman
|
||||||
|
Navratilova
|
||||||
|
Nope
|
||||||
|
Nuke
|
||||||
|
O'Riordan's
|
||||||
|
Ozy
|
||||||
|
PDP
|
||||||
|
PUSHJ
|
||||||
|
Penis
|
||||||
|
Perelman
|
||||||
|
Ph.D
|
||||||
|
Ploughwright
|
||||||
|
Purmal's
|
||||||
|
Putrid
|
||||||
|
Q.E.D
|
||||||
|
Queensboro
|
||||||
|
Randel
|
||||||
|
Raygun
|
||||||
|
Reaganomics
|
||||||
|
Ren
|
||||||
|
Rosten
|
||||||
|
SMOORPLAY
|
||||||
|
SMUCK
|
||||||
|
SMURFS
|
||||||
|
Sahl
|
||||||
|
Schlafly
|
||||||
|
Seldes
|
||||||
|
Shits
|
||||||
|
Sittin
|
||||||
|
Spraints
|
||||||
|
Stamboul
|
||||||
|
Stickin
|
||||||
|
Suckin
|
||||||
|
Susiasm
|
||||||
|
Tocata
|
||||||
|
Tomlin
|
||||||
|
Toynbee
|
||||||
|
Tsk
|
||||||
|
Twas
|
||||||
|
Twinkie
|
||||||
|
Twinkies
|
||||||
|
Twiss
|
||||||
|
U.S
|
||||||
|
UFOs
|
||||||
|
UUOs
|
||||||
|
Valby
|
||||||
|
Vasser
|
||||||
|
Vidal
|
||||||
|
Vidi
|
||||||
|
Visme
|
||||||
|
Waggying
|
||||||
|
Wellesleysnatch
|
||||||
|
Werderobe
|
||||||
|
What'll
|
||||||
|
Wiggam
|
||||||
|
Wilde
|
||||||
|
Wildebeest
|
||||||
|
Wimley
|
||||||
|
Ybarra
|
||||||
|
Yoric
|
||||||
|
Yuletide
|
||||||
|
Zappa
|
||||||
|
Zukav
|
||||||
|
amnesia
|
||||||
|
apoplexy
|
||||||
|
asshole
|
||||||
|
assholes
|
||||||
|
basewoman
|
||||||
|
belies
|
||||||
|
bible
|
||||||
|
bleed'n
|
||||||
|
boobs
|
||||||
|
bras
|
||||||
|
brutish
|
||||||
|
buffaloes
|
||||||
|
bullshit
|
||||||
|
bullshitting
|
||||||
|
bungee
|
||||||
|
busiasm
|
||||||
|
carnivorous
|
||||||
|
castration
|
||||||
|
catgut
|
||||||
|
cervical
|
||||||
|
chromosome
|
||||||
|
coitus
|
||||||
|
commie
|
||||||
|
containeth
|
||||||
|
counterfactual
|
||||||
|
countess
|
||||||
|
creole
|
||||||
|
cubits
|
||||||
|
cunnilingus
|
||||||
|
cunt
|
||||||
|
dah
|
||||||
|
de
|
||||||
|
deb
|
||||||
|
defendin
|
||||||
|
dem
|
||||||
|
di
|
||||||
|
dong
|
||||||
|
doric
|
||||||
|
dumbfounded
|
||||||
|
dunno
|
||||||
|
ekil
|
||||||
|
elihW
|
||||||
|
enchillada
|
||||||
|
ergo
|
||||||
|
eschatological
|
||||||
|
excrement
|
||||||
|
eyeing
|
||||||
|
farting
|
||||||
|
feces
|
||||||
|
ferkin
|
||||||
|
fetcheth
|
||||||
|
fiesty
|
||||||
|
findeth
|
||||||
|
flunkers
|
||||||
|
foresight
|
||||||
|
frat
|
||||||
|
freakout
|
||||||
|
fuck
|
||||||
|
fucked
|
||||||
|
fucking
|
||||||
|
galumphing
|
||||||
|
gangrenous
|
||||||
|
genital
|
||||||
|
gimme
|
||||||
|
girlfriend
|
||||||
|
gniyl
|
||||||
|
goin
|
||||||
|
gonna
|
||||||
|
grandee
|
||||||
|
hansome
|
||||||
|
hexahedronical
|
||||||
|
husbandryman
|
||||||
|
i.e
|
||||||
|
iht
|
||||||
|
intestinal
|
||||||
|
jeered
|
||||||
|
jerkin
|
||||||
|
k'honi
|
||||||
|
kaloo
|
||||||
|
kasha
|
||||||
|
lassie
|
||||||
|
leapy
|
||||||
|
lecherous
|
||||||
|
lesbian
|
||||||
|
limerick
|
||||||
|
mah
|
||||||
|
maidenhead
|
||||||
|
mali
|
||||||
|
masturbate
|
||||||
|
masturbation
|
||||||
|
methedrine
|
||||||
|
millions
|
||||||
|
miniskirt
|
||||||
|
mod
|
||||||
|
motherfucker
|
||||||
|
motherfuckers
|
||||||
|
mousetrap
|
||||||
|
munchies
|
||||||
|
ne'er
|
||||||
|
ok
|
||||||
|
ole
|
||||||
|
penis
|
||||||
|
pentameter
|
||||||
|
pere
|
||||||
|
peyote
|
||||||
|
poena
|
||||||
|
pox
|
||||||
|
provideth
|
||||||
|
qui
|
||||||
|
rabbinical
|
||||||
|
rabelaisian
|
||||||
|
racquet
|
||||||
|
rhumba
|
||||||
|
saideth
|
||||||
|
schlemiel
|
||||||
|
shalt
|
||||||
|
shit
|
||||||
|
shithead's
|
||||||
|
shits
|
||||||
|
showgirls
|
||||||
|
sissies
|
||||||
|
sleaze
|
||||||
|
soit
|
||||||
|
spake
|
||||||
|
sphincter
|
||||||
|
spikey
|
||||||
|
strewed
|
||||||
|
suckin
|
||||||
|
sucky
|
||||||
|
suh
|
||||||
|
tonsillectomy
|
||||||
|
tooties
|
||||||
|
trashcan
|
||||||
|
truckloads
|
||||||
|
ulcerous
|
||||||
|
veni
|
||||||
|
vici
|
||||||
|
whimsy
|
||||||
|
wildebeest
|
||||||
|
yamalchas
|
||||||
|
ylbatrofmoc
|
||||||
|
yogurt
|
||||||
|
zits
|
||||||
1974
games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes.sp.ok
Normal file
1974
games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes.sp.ok
Normal file
File diff suppressed because it is too large
Load diff
55523
games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
Normal file
55523
games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
Normal file
File diff suppressed because it is too large
Load diff
2
games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.fake
Normal file
2
games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.fake
Normal file
|
|
@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
|
||||||
|
There are no potentially offensive fortunes installed on this
|
||||||
|
system. For further details, contact your system administrator.
|
||||||
13833
games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real
Normal file
13833
games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real
Normal file
File diff suppressed because it is too large
Load diff
160
games/fortune/datfiles/limerick
Normal file
160
games/fortune/datfiles/limerick
Normal file
|
|
@ -0,0 +1,160 @@
|
||||||
|
A UNIX saleslady, Lenore,
|
||||||
|
Enjoys work, but she likes the beach more.
|
||||||
|
She found a good way
|
||||||
|
To combine work and play:
|
||||||
|
She sells C shells by the seashore.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
A computer, to print out a fact,
|
||||||
|
Will divide, multiply, and subtract.
|
||||||
|
But this output can be
|
||||||
|
No more than debris,
|
||||||
|
If the input was short of exact.
|
||||||
|
-- Gigo
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
A crusader's wife slipped from the garrison
|
||||||
|
And had an affair with a Saracen.
|
||||||
|
She was not oversexed,
|
||||||
|
Or jealous or vexed,
|
||||||
|
She just wanted to make a comparison.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
A dozen, a gross, and a score,
|
||||||
|
Plus three times the square root of four,
|
||||||
|
Divided by seven,
|
||||||
|
Plus five times eleven,
|
||||||
|
Equals nine squared plus zero, no more.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
A dreary young bank clerk named Fennis
|
||||||
|
Wished to foster an aura of menace;
|
||||||
|
To make people afraid
|
||||||
|
He wore gloves of grey suede
|
||||||
|
And white footgear intended for tennis.
|
||||||
|
-- Edward Gorey
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
A hacker who screwed a mag tape
|
||||||
|
Was caught and convicted of rape.
|
||||||
|
To jail he did go,
|
||||||
|
From which, to his woe
|
||||||
|
He couldn't get out with ESC.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
A limerick packs laughs anatomical
|
||||||
|
Into space that is quite economical.
|
||||||
|
But the good ones I've seen
|
||||||
|
So seldom are clean,
|
||||||
|
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
A linguist thought it a farce
|
||||||
|
That memory space was so sparse.
|
||||||
|
One day they increased it.
|
||||||
|
Said he as he seized it:
|
||||||
|
"At last! Enough core for the parse".
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
A new dramatist of the absurd
|
||||||
|
Has a voice that will shortly be heard.
|
||||||
|
I learn from my spies
|
||||||
|
He's about to devise
|
||||||
|
An unprintable three-letter word.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
A progressive professor named Winners
|
||||||
|
Held classes each evening for sinners.
|
||||||
|
They were graded and spaced
|
||||||
|
So the vile and debased
|
||||||
|
Would not be held back by beginners.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
A very intelligent turtle
|
||||||
|
Found programming UNIX a hurdle
|
||||||
|
The system, you see,
|
||||||
|
Ran as slow as did he,
|
||||||
|
And that's not saying much for the turtle.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
A wonderful bird is the pelican.
|
||||||
|
His mouth can hold more than his belican.
|
||||||
|
He can take in his beak
|
||||||
|
Enough food for a week.
|
||||||
|
And I'm darned if I know how the helican.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
Despising machines to a man,
|
||||||
|
The Luddites joined up with the Klan,
|
||||||
|
And ride out by night
|
||||||
|
In a sheeting of white
|
||||||
|
To lynch all the robots they can.
|
||||||
|
-- C. M. and G. A. Maxson
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
Flappity, floppity, flip
|
||||||
|
The mouse on the m"obius strip;
|
||||||
|
The strip revolved,
|
||||||
|
The mouse dissolved
|
||||||
|
In a chronodimensional skip.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,
|
||||||
|
It is slick to stick a lock upon your stock.
|
||||||
|
Or some joker who is slicker,
|
||||||
|
Will trick you of your liquor,
|
||||||
|
If you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
Limericks are art forms complex,
|
||||||
|
Their topics run chiefly to sex.
|
||||||
|
They usually have virgins,
|
||||||
|
And masculine urgin's,
|
||||||
|
And other erotic effects.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
System/3! System/3!
|
||||||
|
See how it runs! See how it runs!
|
||||||
|
Its monitor loses so totally!
|
||||||
|
It runs all its programs in RPG!
|
||||||
|
It's made by our favorite monopoly!
|
||||||
|
System/3!
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
There once was a girl named Irene
|
||||||
|
Who lived on distilled kerosene
|
||||||
|
But she started absorbin'
|
||||||
|
A new hydrocarbon
|
||||||
|
And since then has never benzene.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
There once was a member of Mensa
|
||||||
|
Who was a most excellent fencer.
|
||||||
|
The sword that he used
|
||||||
|
Was his -- (line is refused,
|
||||||
|
And has now been removed by the censor).
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
There once was an old man from Esser,
|
||||||
|
Who's knowledge grew lesser and lesser.
|
||||||
|
It at last grew so small,
|
||||||
|
He knew nothing at all,
|
||||||
|
And now he's a College Professor.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
There was a young lady from Hyde
|
||||||
|
Who ate a green apple and died.
|
||||||
|
While her lover lamented
|
||||||
|
The apple fermented
|
||||||
|
And made cider inside her inside.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
There was a young lady from Niger
|
||||||
|
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger;
|
||||||
|
They returned from the ride
|
||||||
|
With the lady inside,
|
||||||
|
And the smile on the face of the tiger.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
There was a young man who said "God,
|
||||||
|
I find it exceedingly odd,
|
||||||
|
That the willow oak tree
|
||||||
|
Continues to be,
|
||||||
|
When there's no one about in the Quad."
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
"Dear Sir, your astonishment's odd,
|
||||||
|
For I'm always about in the Quad;
|
||||||
|
And that's why the tree,
|
||||||
|
Continues to be,"
|
||||||
|
Signed "Yours faithfully, God."
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
There was a young poet named Dan,
|
||||||
|
Whose poetry never would scan.
|
||||||
|
When told this was so,
|
||||||
|
He said, "Yes, I know.
|
||||||
|
It's because I try to put every possible syllable into that last line that I can."
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
A computer called Illiac4
|
||||||
|
Had a rather tough bug in its core.
|
||||||
|
It chewed up its cards
|
||||||
|
And spewed yards and yards
|
||||||
|
Of illegible tape on the floor.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
2
games/fortune/datfiles/limerick-o.fake
Normal file
2
games/fortune/datfiles/limerick-o.fake
Normal file
|
|
@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
|
||||||
|
There are no potentially offensive fortunes installed on this
|
||||||
|
system. For further details, contact your system administrator.
|
||||||
6173
games/fortune/datfiles/limerick-o.real
Normal file
6173
games/fortune/datfiles/limerick-o.real
Normal file
File diff suppressed because it is too large
Load diff
557
games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd
Normal file
557
games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd
Normal file
|
|
@ -0,0 +1,557 @@
|
||||||
|
___ / | / /__ _/ /_ / |/ __\ / _ |
|
||||||
|
__ / |/ // _\/_ _/ / ' / \_ \ / / /
|
||||||
|
_ / /| // __/ / /_ / , | __/ // / ,/
|
||||||
|
/_/ |__/_\__/__\__//___/__\__//___'
|
||||||
|
-- Greywolf
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
#netbsd - where monks recite their internal dialogue while debugging.
|
||||||
|
-- Bernhard Riedel
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
- What's up?
|
||||||
|
- All the NetBSD servers, of course..
|
||||||
|
-- Gavan Fantom
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
A _Real_ Operating System for _Real_ Hackers.
|
||||||
|
-- Greywolf
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
|
||||||
|
Breasted cot men
|
||||||
|
Embraces dot net
|
||||||
|
Strobed teen cam
|
||||||
|
Aborted men sect
|
||||||
|
Emtomb DEC tears
|
||||||
|
-- Julian Assange
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
|
||||||
|
Crested Boatmen
|
||||||
|
Resented Combat
|
||||||
|
Boast Decrement
|
||||||
|
Basement DEC rot
|
||||||
|
-- Julian Assange
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
Anagrams for NetBSD-core:
|
||||||
|
Bent Coders
|
||||||
|
Secret Bond
|
||||||
|
Robs DECNet
|
||||||
|
Cost Bender
|
||||||
|
-- Julian Assange
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
Anagrams for NetBSD-core:
|
||||||
|
Cot Benders
|
||||||
|
Be stern, Doc.
|
||||||
|
Net robs DEC
|
||||||
|
DEC robs Net
|
||||||
|
-- Julian Assange
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
http://www.imrryr.org/NetBSD/logo
|
||||||
|
-- R. C. Dowdeswell
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
I always think of NetBSD developers as special gnomes who smoke
|
||||||
|
pipes that make big bubbles and if the bubble hits the ceiling
|
||||||
|
before popping it gets committed and released. Lots of lung power
|
||||||
|
needed for this.
|
||||||
|
-- ggggbabybabybaby
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
I didn't get where I am today without using NetBSD
|
||||||
|
-- Dave Tyson
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
I held off from Uni until NetBSD came out.
|
||||||
|
I decided, ``if there's no NetBSD then I'll just flip burgers''
|
||||||
|
-- Roland Dowdeswell
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
If it isn't possible with NetBSD, it isn't worth doing.
|
||||||
|
-- Petter "Nosfisk" Lindquist
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
My other computer runs NetBSD
|
||||||
|
-- Allen Briggs
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD - a devil of an operating system.
|
||||||
|
-- Julian Assange
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD - A Mycroft in every port.
|
||||||
|
-- Julian Assange
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD - a server in every port.
|
||||||
|
-- Julian Assange
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD - because Unix isn't just #include <linux.h>, i386, ELF, ...!
|
||||||
|
-- Hubert Feyrer
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD - big, isn't it?
|
||||||
|
-- Julian Assange
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD - daemonic power
|
||||||
|
-- R. C. Dowdeswell
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Flying into the heart of the Sun. And the i386, and alpha,
|
||||||
|
and mac, and powerpc, and...
|
||||||
|
-- Greywolf
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD - free yourself from all Stallmanist thought!
|
||||||
|
-- Julian Assange
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Got source?
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD - hackers tested, mom approved
|
||||||
|
-- Ken Nakata
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD - here today and in the middle of 2038 tomorrow.
|
||||||
|
-- Julian Assange
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD - love all, serve all.
|
||||||
|
-- Silke Mueller
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD - Mach 3 stealthOS, undetectable by media radar.
|
||||||
|
-- Julian Assange
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD - more is more.
|
||||||
|
-- Julian Assange
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD - no propaganda in the default system, in more than 10 years!
|
||||||
|
-- Jaromir Dolecek
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: No Windows or Gates, but lots of doors, portals and tunnels.
|
||||||
|
-- Greywolf
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD - penguin flesh never tasted so good.
|
||||||
|
-- Julian Assange
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD - posix me harder.
|
||||||
|
-- Julian Assange
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Post No Bills.
|
||||||
|
-- Greywolf
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD - safe ports in a storm.
|
||||||
|
-- Julian Assange
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD - Scalability Does Matter.
|
||||||
|
-- Julian Assange
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD - Serious Other, or Serious Operating system. Your choice.
|
||||||
|
-- Julian Assange
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD - the Berkeley redemption.
|
||||||
|
-- Julian Assange
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD - the cathedral versus the bizarre.
|
||||||
|
-- Julian Assange
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD - the cure.
|
||||||
|
-- Julian Assange
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD - the devil finds work for idle cycles.
|
||||||
|
-- Julian Assange
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD - the devil made me do it.
|
||||||
|
-- Julian Assange
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD - the devil's advocate.
|
||||||
|
-- Julian Assange
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD - the devil's not just in vaudeville.
|
||||||
|
-- Julian Assange
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD - the power to suave.
|
||||||
|
-- Julian Assange
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD - the power to swerve (penguins, worse than cane toads).
|
||||||
|
-- Julian Assange
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: The Source is out there.
|
||||||
|
-- Greywolf
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD - The undiscriminated geek UNIX
|
||||||
|
-- Richard Rauch
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD - we have nothing to declare but our benchmarks.
|
||||||
|
-- Julian Assange
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD - we put the Net in NetBSD.
|
||||||
|
-- Julian Assange
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD - We're not in canvas anymore, toto
|
||||||
|
-- Julian Assange
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD - where do you want to go Tuesday?
|
||||||
|
-- Julian Assange
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD - Will even run on i386
|
||||||
|
-- Brian Hechinger
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD - your basement or mine?
|
||||||
|
-- Julian Assange
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: A drinking group with a serious computing problem.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: A pmap for every occasion.
|
||||||
|
-- David Brownlee
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Abandon all hype, oh ye who enter here.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Agnostics in the Platform Religious Wars.
|
||||||
|
-- Erik E. Fair
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: An Operating System For Everyone
|
||||||
|
-- Mike Latinovich
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Are you old enough to run it?
|
||||||
|
-- Tom Harvey
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Beyond Windows
|
||||||
|
-- Johan Ihren
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: CD-ROMs? We don't need no stinkin' CD-ROMs!
|
||||||
|
-- Tom Harvey
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Choose Your Own Slogan
|
||||||
|
-- Dirk Myers
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Compatible with the Real World.
|
||||||
|
-- Greywolf
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Dave Barry is working on our motto
|
||||||
|
-- Tom Harvey
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: demonic power.
|
||||||
|
-- R. C. Dowdeswell
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Designed to be {secure, reliable, portable, CORRECT}
|
||||||
|
-- Matthew Orgass
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Download one, get ${NUMPORTS}-1 for free.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Empowering the VAX generation.
|
||||||
|
-- Andy Doran
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Everyone else is doin' it. But we're doin' it right.
|
||||||
|
-- Herb Peyerl
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD, Feed The Computer.
|
||||||
|
-- Andrew Gillham
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Flexible and free!
|
||||||
|
-- Lars-Johan Liman
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: For The Network Generation
|
||||||
|
-- Andrew Gillham
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Get Over It.
|
||||||
|
-- Andrew Gillham
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Groovy Baby!
|
||||||
|
-- Andrew Gillham
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD home page: Ultra-heavy use of blink text, hot colours, and
|
||||||
|
Flash plug-ins. All shockwave, all the time. Background music
|
||||||
|
ought to be a mixture of Phillip Glass overlaid on top of
|
||||||
|
Sublime.
|
||||||
|
-- Mason Loring Bliss
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: I Wanna Be Sedated
|
||||||
|
-- Curt Sampson
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: If you look through Windows
|
||||||
|
-- Johan Ihren
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: If your server could choose, it would choose NetBSD
|
||||||
|
-- Tim Rightnour
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD, In Stalls Anywhere
|
||||||
|
-- Andrew Gillham
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD is full. Go away.
|
||||||
|
-- Chris Baird <cjb@brushtail.apana.org.au>
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD is much like a tipi: No windows, no gates, and an apache inside.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD is PAR -- Powerful, Advanced, Reliable. Is your OS up to PAR?
|
||||||
|
-- Frank Warren
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD is the bomb. (ok, bad idea)
|
||||||
|
-- Andrew Gillham
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: It keeps on going...and going...and going...
|
||||||
|
-- Tom Harvey
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: It spanks the knickers off those other operating systems
|
||||||
|
-- Brian D Chase
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: it'll be there when you're ready for it
|
||||||
|
-- Greg Lehey
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: it's not free beer, but it's free
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Its not Windows.
|
||||||
|
-- Paul Wain
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: It's...uh...well...have you heard of linux?
|
||||||
|
-- Tom Harvey
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: lets get it right
|
||||||
|
-- David Brownlee
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Linux without the hype.
|
||||||
|
-- Hubert Feyrer
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: making all computer hardware a commodity.
|
||||||
|
-- Erik E. Fair
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Making your net work, and its free to boot!
|
||||||
|
-- Steve Woodford
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Masterly with distinction. Striking also.
|
||||||
|
-- Andy Doran
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: May the Source be with you
|
||||||
|
-- Greg Earle
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Microsoft ask you where you want to go, NetBSD gets you there
|
||||||
|
-- David Brownlee
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD, More Nines.
|
||||||
|
-- Andrew Gillham
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Multi-platform OS
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: My Computer Runs!
|
||||||
|
-- Andrew Gillham
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: My Computer Works!
|
||||||
|
-- Andrew Gillham
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: My other computer also runs NetBSD.
|
||||||
|
-- David Brownlee
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD, Net Improvement.
|
||||||
|
-- Andrew Gillham
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD, Net Profit.
|
||||||
|
-- Andrew Gillham
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD, Net Some Nines.
|
||||||
|
-- Andrew Gillham
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Network Power Unleashed.
|
||||||
|
-- Andrew Gillham
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Network Your World.
|
||||||
|
-- Andrew Gillham
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Networking Space
|
||||||
|
-- Andrew Gillham
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: No hype required.
|
||||||
|
-- David Brownlee
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD, No Worries!
|
||||||
|
-- Andrew Gillham
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Not all of the First Ones have gone away.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD. Not Guano.
|
||||||
|
-- Hubert Feyrer
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Not your mother's OS (unless you are P. Seebach)
|
||||||
|
-- Tom Harvey
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Oh my god! They support my hardware! You hackers!
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Perpetual performance!
|
||||||
|
-- Lars-Johan Liman
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Pink fluffy chunks or green bits - the choice is yours.
|
||||||
|
-- Andy Doran
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Ports to * boards.
|
||||||
|
-- Steve Woodford
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Power Your Net.
|
||||||
|
-- Andrew Gillham
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: preferred by Rocket Scientists and Moms!
|
||||||
|
-- Steven J. Dovich
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: priapic OS
|
||||||
|
-- Perry Metzger
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Professionalpower!
|
||||||
|
-- Lars-Johan Liman
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: "Progress on your system is closer than it appears."
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Raiders of the Lost Arch
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Re: NetBSD Slogans
|
||||||
|
-- Mirian Crzig Lennox
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Resistance is futile! You will be supported.
|
||||||
|
-- Peter Seebach
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Resistance is NOT futile!
|
||||||
|
-- Hubert Feyrer
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Rock solid!
|
||||||
|
-- Lars-Johan Liman
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Servers' choice!
|
||||||
|
-- Lars-Johan Liman
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: serves you right.
|
||||||
|
-- Herb Peyerl
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD short theme, for stickers and tattoos: NetBSD... Bitchin'!
|
||||||
|
-- Mason Loring Bliss
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD, SIMMs Like Good Code
|
||||||
|
-- Andrew Gillham
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Someday, we won't burn your toast
|
||||||
|
-- Herb Peyerl
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Stable and strong!
|
||||||
|
-- Lars-Johan Liman
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Stop, Drop, and Load
|
||||||
|
-- Andrew Gillham
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD, Tap The Power
|
||||||
|
-- Andrew Gillham
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: The choice of hundreds worldwide
|
||||||
|
-- Tom Harvey
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: The Final Frontier
|
||||||
|
-- Chris Jones
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: The free OS with a money back guarantee!
|
||||||
|
-- Tim Rightnour
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: the free unix for the rest of us
|
||||||
|
-- Bob Nestor
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: The Last Bastion of the true UNIX Religion.
|
||||||
|
-- Miles Nordin
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: The OS WORM - Write Once, Run Many
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: The Power of Code
|
||||||
|
-- Mason Loring Bliss
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: The power to Connect
|
||||||
|
-- Feico Dillema
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: The power to serve, also
|
||||||
|
-- Tom Harvey
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: The power to serve, on the platform of your choice
|
||||||
|
-- John Darrow
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: the second best thing you can get for free
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: the server is up
|
||||||
|
-- David Brownlee
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: The Worlds Most Portable Operating System
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD/toaster: we wish the toaster to be happy too.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: To serve the power.
|
||||||
|
-- Herb Peyerl
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: true inheritors of the UNIX(tm) legacy.
|
||||||
|
-- Erik E. Fair
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Twice the Bits-Clean of other Leading OSes
|
||||||
|
-- Tom Harvey
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Two guys with a vax
|
||||||
|
-- Tom Harvey
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: u_long uptime;
|
||||||
|
-- Herb Peyerl
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: unshackling hardware designers and users from the bondage
|
||||||
|
of WinTel.
|
||||||
|
-- Erik E. Fair
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Use the ENTIRE computer!
|
||||||
|
-- Andrew Gillham
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: userland included
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: We Come In Peace.
|
||||||
|
-- Andrew Gillham
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: We come in peace. We offer reliability.
|
||||||
|
-- David Maxwell
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: We do it right.
|
||||||
|
-- Perry Metzger
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: We don't negotiate with terrorists.
|
||||||
|
-- Miles Nordin
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: We put the "Net" in "BSD", and took out the "Free"
|
||||||
|
-- Tom Harvey
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: We Stay Up.
|
||||||
|
-- Andrew Gillham
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: We Suck Less
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: We're so committed to it being free, we won't sell it to you
|
||||||
|
even if you ask!
|
||||||
|
-- Charles M. Hannum
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: What do you want to serve today?
|
||||||
|
-- Hubert Feyrer
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: When Linux ports to that platform, they will discover -
|
||||||
|
WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE
|
||||||
|
-- David Maxwell
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Where do you want to have the power to serve, tomorrow?
|
||||||
|
-- Tom Harvey
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Who do you Serve? And who do you Trust?
|
||||||
|
-- David Maxwell
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD will put hair on a UNIX admin's chest
|
||||||
|
-- Jason R. Fink
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Write Once, Run Everywhere. Java optional.
|
||||||
|
-- Todd Whitesel
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: You can't handle it.
|
||||||
|
-- Paul Newhouse
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: You choose the hardware, we'll bring the OS.
|
||||||
|
-- David Brownlee
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
Of course it runs NetBSD.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
Portable. Supportable. NetBSD.
|
||||||
|
-- Jim Wise
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
Software is like sex - it should be free
|
||||||
|
-- Hubert Feyrer
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
We're BSD. If you want System V, you know where to get it.
|
||||||
|
-- Greywolf
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
Where would you have rather been today, tomorrow? NetBSD.
|
||||||
|
-- Allen Briggs
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
With many thanks to the core team and UCB CSRG.
|
||||||
|
-- Greywolf
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
Young or old; cutting edge or yesterday's NeWS, NetBSD is the UNIX for you.
|
||||||
|
It can be a hulking monster in your basement, or fit in the palm
|
||||||
|
of your hand.
|
||||||
|
-- Richard Rauch
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Dead on Target
|
||||||
|
-- Gimpy
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD JIHBED
|
||||||
2
games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-o.fake
Normal file
2
games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-o.fake
Normal file
|
|
@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
|
||||||
|
There are no potentially offensive fortunes installed on this
|
||||||
|
system. For further details, contact your system administrator.
|
||||||
53
games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-o.real
Normal file
53
games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-o.real
Normal file
|
|
@ -0,0 +1,53 @@
|
||||||
|
Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
|
||||||
|
Strobe mased net
|
||||||
|
Strobe mased ten
|
||||||
|
Erect teen bonds
|
||||||
|
A boned cream test
|
||||||
|
Cremate no debts
|
||||||
|
-- Julian Assange
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD - Bits for Tits.
|
||||||
|
-- Julian Assange
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD - Multiple Architectures lead to Multiple Orgasms.
|
||||||
|
-- Julian Assange
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD - We put the OS in OrgaSm.
|
||||||
|
-- Julian Assange
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD - We sell rope.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD - more ports than a Norwegian crack whore.
|
||||||
|
-- Julian Assange
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD - the semen in the money shot.
|
||||||
|
-- Julian Assange
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD - we're on a mission from Hell.
|
||||||
|
-- Julian Assange
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD logo: Kiss-painted (w/tongue) Beastie stabbing a pitchfork
|
||||||
|
through a bloodied and obviously-in-horrible-pain Tux.
|
||||||
|
-- Mason Loring Bliss
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD long theme: "Eat a queer fetus for Jesus, and run NetBSD!"
|
||||||
|
-- Mason Loring Bliss
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD, stupid.
|
||||||
|
-- Julian Assange
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: More Ports That A Cheap Whore
|
||||||
|
-- Andrew Gillham
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: No Sh;t!
|
||||||
|
-- Andrew Gillham
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: Unix With Balls.
|
||||||
|
-- Andrew Gillham
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD: better for your uptime than Viagra.
|
||||||
|
-- Daniel Carosone
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
Never mind the bollocks, here's NetBSD.
|
||||||
|
-- Julian Assange
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
143
games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips
Normal file
143
games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd-tips
Normal file
|
|
@ -0,0 +1,143 @@
|
||||||
|
List 20 largest files (larger than 5 MB) sorted by megabytes:
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
find / -type f -size +10000 -print0 | xargs -0 du -m | sort -nr | head -20
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
You can keep specific rc.conf configurations in individual files
|
||||||
|
under /etc/rc.conf.d/ where each file is named after the $name of
|
||||||
|
the rc.d script. Some configurations may have different names than
|
||||||
|
the script; see the $name variable to check.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
You can see the total used buffers in megabytes with:
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
vmstat -s | awk '
|
||||||
|
/ bytes per page$/ { bpp = $1 }
|
||||||
|
/ cached file pages$/ { cfp = $1 }
|
||||||
|
/ cached executable pages$/ { cep = $1 }
|
||||||
|
END { print((cfp + cep) * bpp / 1024 / 1024); }'
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
You can view a value of a variable in pkgsrc by using the show-var
|
||||||
|
target, for example:
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
make show-var VARNAME=MAINTAINER
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
You can view the basic order of your rc.d scripts with:
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
rcorder /etc/rc.d/*
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
You can ask questions about NetBSD at the netbsd-users@NetBSD.org
|
||||||
|
mailing list. Be sure to clearly explain your problem, what you
|
||||||
|
tried, what results you had, and what you expected.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
You can view your non-default Postfix settings with:
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
postconf -n
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
To report about installed packages with known vulnerabilities,
|
||||||
|
fetch the latest pkg-vulnerabilities file as the superuser with:
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
download-vulnerability-list
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
And then run:
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
audit-packages
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
The following shows an example of temporarily adding 10MB more swap
|
||||||
|
space for virtual memory:
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
dd if=/dev/zero of=/root/swapfile bs=1024 count=10240
|
||||||
|
chmod go= /root/swapfile
|
||||||
|
swapctl -a /root/swapfile
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
If your console ever gets broken, you can try resetting it to its
|
||||||
|
initial state with:
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
printf "\033c
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
If you installed a package, but don't know what the software is
|
||||||
|
called or what executables to run, use pkg_info with the -L switch
|
||||||
|
to list the package's files and search for /bin:
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
pkg_info -L PACKAGE-NAME | grep /bin
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
A new user can be added by using the useradd tool with the -m switch
|
||||||
|
to create the home directory. Then set the password. For example:
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
useradd -m susan
|
||||||
|
passwd susan
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
To modify user account information use the chpass or usermod tools.
|
||||||
|
If you need to edit the user database directly, use the vipw command.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
You can temporarily start the SSH server by running the following
|
||||||
|
as root:
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
/etc/rc.d/sshd onestart
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
Several IP Filter and ipnat examples are available in the
|
||||||
|
/usr/share/examples/ipf/ directory.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
Want to dual boot using a bluetooth mouse or keyboard? Use btkey(1)
|
||||||
|
to store the link key in the hardware.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
If you are having trouble connecting to a remote bluetooth device,
|
||||||
|
try the btconfig(8) inquiry command. The kernel will retain some
|
||||||
|
clock offset information that may help.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
You can download files via HTTP using the ftp(1) command; for example:
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
ftp http://www.NetBSD.org/images/NetBSD.png
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
The mtree(8) tool can be used to check permissions, ownerships,
|
||||||
|
file changes, and more when compared against a specification. For
|
||||||
|
example to check directory ownership and permissions for standard
|
||||||
|
NetBSD directories, run:
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
/usr/sbin/mtree -e -p / -f /etc/mtree/NetBSD.dist
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
If you need reminders on your console to leave, use the leave(1)
|
||||||
|
tool. For example to receive reminders to leave in one hour:
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
leave +0100
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
To stop non-superuser logins until next boot, as root:
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
touch /etc/nologin
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
When extracting distribution tar sets, be sure to use the pax -pe
|
||||||
|
option or the tar -p switch to preserve the user and group and file
|
||||||
|
modes (including setuid and setgid). This is needed, for example,
|
||||||
|
so su(1) will work after extracting the base.tgz set.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
Math can be done within the sh(1) and ksh(1) shells or with expr(1),
|
||||||
|
dc(1), bc(1), or awk(1). Here are some simple examples:
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
echo $((431 * 79))
|
||||||
|
expr 60 \* 60 \* 24 \* 7
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
You can view network connections with the fstat, netstat -a, sockstat,
|
||||||
|
and "systat netstat" commands.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
Visit the NetBSD Security website to keep track of advisories:
|
||||||
|
http://www.NetBSD.org/support/security/
|
||||||
|
Or join the security-announce mailing list for alerts:
|
||||||
|
http://www.netbsd.org/mailinglists/#security-announce
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
Here's an example of finding what package a file belongs to:
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
pkg_info -Fe /usr/pkg/bin/inw
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
Many log files are checked for rotation every hour by newsyslog(8).
|
||||||
|
It is configured in /etc/newsyslog.conf.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NetBSD's default cron jobs are defined in the /var/cron/tabs/root
|
||||||
|
file. As the superuser, use "crontab -l" to view it. To edit it,
|
||||||
|
use "crontab -e" (which defaults to using the vi(1) editor).
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
You can make sure that your system is stable and behaves correctly by
|
||||||
|
running the tests in /usr/tests (which come from the tests.tgz set).
|
||||||
|
To do so:
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
vi /etc/atf/NetBSD.conf
|
||||||
|
cd /usr/tests
|
||||||
|
atf-run | atf-report
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
753
games/fortune/datfiles/startrek
Normal file
753
games/fortune/datfiles/startrek
Normal file
|
|
@ -0,0 +1,753 @@
|
||||||
|
A father doesn't destroy his children.
|
||||||
|
-- Lt. Carolyn Palamas, "Who Mourns for Adonais?",
|
||||||
|
stardate 3468.1.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
A little suffering is good for the soul.
|
||||||
|
-- Kirk, "The Corbomite Maneuver", stardate 1514.0
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
A man either lives life as it happens to him, meets it head-on and
|
||||||
|
licks it, or he turns his back on it and starts to wither away.
|
||||||
|
-- Dr. Boyce, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), stardate unknown
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
A princess should not be afraid -- not with a brave knight to protect
|
||||||
|
her.
|
||||||
|
-- McCoy, "Shore Leave", stardate 3025.3
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A star captain's most solemn oath is that he will give his life, even
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his entire crew, rather than violate the Prime Directive.
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-- Kirk, "The Omega Glory", stardate unknown
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A Vulcan can no sooner be disloyal than he can exist without
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breathing.
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-- Kirk, "The Menagerie", stardate 3012.4
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A woman should have compassion.
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-- Kirk, "Catspaw", stardate 3018.2
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Actual war is a very messy business. Very, very messy business.
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-- Kirk, "A Taste of Armageddon", stardate 3193.0
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After a time, you may find that "having" is not so pleasing a thing,
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after all, as "wanting." It is not logical, but it is often true.
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-- Spock, "Amok Time", stardate 3372.7
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All your people must learn before you can reach for the stars.
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-- Kirk, "The Gamesters of Triskelion", stardate 3259.2
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Another Armenia, Belgium ... the weak innocents who always seem to be
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located on a natural invasion route.
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-- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3198.4
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Another dream that failed. There's nothing sadder.
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-- Kirk, "This side of Paradise", stardate 3417.3
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Another war ... must it always be so? How many comrades have we lost
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in this way? ... Obedience. Duty. Death, and more death ...
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-- Romulan Commander, "Balance of Terror", stardate 1709.2
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... bacteriological warfare ... hard to believe we were once foolish
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enough to play around with that.
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-- McCoy, "The Omega Glory", stardate unknown
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"Beauty is transitory."
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"Beauty survives."
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-- Spock and Kirk, "That Which Survives", stardate unknown
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Behind every great man, there is a woman -- urging him on.
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-- Harry Mudd, "I, Mudd", stardate 4513.3
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Blast medicine anyway! We've learned to tie into every organ in the
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human body but one. The brain! The brain is what life is all about.
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-- McCoy, "The Menagerie", stardate 3012.4
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But it's real. And if it's real it can be affected ... we may not be
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able to break it, but, I'll bet you credits to Navy Beans we can put a
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dent in it.
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-- deSalle, "Catspaw", stardate 3018.2
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"Can you imagine how life could be improved if we could do away with
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jealousy, greed, hate ..."
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|
"It can also be improved by eliminating love, tenderness, sentiment --
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the other side of the coin"
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|
-- Dr. Roger Corby and Kirk, "What are Little Girls Made Of?",
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|
stardate 2712.4
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Change is the essential process of all existence.
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-- Spock, "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield", stardate 5730.2
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|
Compassion -- that's the one things no machine ever had. Maybe it's
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|
the one thing that keeps men ahead of them.
|
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|
-- McCoy, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4731.3
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Computers make excellent and efficient servants, but I have no wish to
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serve under them. Captain, a starship also runs on loyalty to one
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man. And nothing can replace it or him.
|
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|
-- Spock, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4729.4
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|
Conquest is easy. Control is not.
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|
-- Kirk, "Mirror, Mirror", stardate unknown
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|
Death, when unnecessary, is a tragic thing.
|
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|
-- Flint, "Requiem for Methuselah", stardate 5843.7
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|
Death. Destruction. Disease. Horror. That's what war is all about.
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|
That's what makes it a thing to be avoided.
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|
-- Kirk, "A Taste of Armageddon", stardate 3193.0
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|
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|
Do you know about being with somebody? Wanting to be? If I had the
|
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|
whole universe, I'd give it to you, Janice. When I see you, I feel
|
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|
like I'm hungry all over. Do you know how that feels?
|
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|
-- Charlie Evans, "Charlie X", stardate 1535.8
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|
%
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|
Do you know the one -- "All I ask is a tall ship, and a star to steer
|
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|
her by ..." You could feel the wind at your back, about you ... the
|
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|
sounds of the sea beneath you. And even if you take away the wind and
|
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|
the water, it's still the same. The ship is yours ... you can feel her
|
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|
... and the stars are still there.
|
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|
-- Kirk, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4729.4
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|
%
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|
[Doctors and Bartenders], We both get the same two kinds of customers
|
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|
-- the living and the dying.
|
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|
-- Dr. Boyce, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), stardate unknown
|
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|
Each kiss is as the first.
|
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|
-- Miramanee, Kirk's wife, "The Paradise Syndrome",
|
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|
stardate 4842.6
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|
%
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|
Earth -- mother of the most beautiful women in the universe.
|
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|
-- Apollo, "Who Mourns for Adonais?" stardate 3468.1
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|
%
|
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|
Either one of us, by himself, is expendable. Both of us are not.
|
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|
-- Kirk, "The Devil in the Dark", stardate 3196.1
|
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|
%
|
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|
Emotions are alien to me. I'm a scientist.
|
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|
-- Spock, "This Side of Paradise", stardate 3417.3
|
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|
%
|
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|
Even historians fail to learn from history -- they repeat the same
|
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|
mistakes.
|
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|
-- John Gill, "Patterns of Force", stardate 2534.7
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|
%
|
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|
Every living thing wants to survive.
|
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|
-- Spock, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4731.3
|
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|
%
|
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|
"Evil does seek to maintain power by suppressing the truth."
|
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|
"Or by misleading the innocent."
|
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|
-- Spock and McCoy, "And The Children Shall Lead",
|
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|
stardate 5029.5.
|
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%
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|
Extreme feminine beauty is always disturbing.
|
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|
-- Spock, "The Cloud Minders", stardate 5818.4
|
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|
%
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|
Fascinating is a word I use for the unexpected.
|
||||||
|
-- Spock, "The Squire of Gothos", stardate 2124.5
|
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|
%
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|
Fascinating, a totally parochial attitude.
|
||||||
|
-- Spock, "Metamorphosis", stardate 3219.8
|
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|
%
|
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|
First study the enemy. Seek weakness.
|
||||||
|
-- Romulan Commander, "Balance of Terror", stardate 1709.2
|
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|
%
|
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|
Four thousand throats may be cut in one night by a running man.
|
||||||
|
-- Klingon Soldier, "Day of the Dove", stardate unknown
|
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|
%
|
||||||
|
"... freedom ... is a worship word..."
|
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|
"It is our worship word too."
|
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|
-- Cloud William and Kirk, "The Omega Glory", stardate unknown
|
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|
%
|
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|
Genius doesn't work on an assembly line basis. You can't simply say,
|
||||||
|
"Today I will be brilliant."
|
||||||
|
-- Kirk, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4731.3
|
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|
%
|
||||||
|
"Get back to your stations!"
|
||||||
|
"We're beaming down to the planet, sir."
|
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|
-- Kirk and Mr. Leslie, "This Side of Paradise",
|
||||||
|
stardate 3417.3
|
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|
%
|
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|
He's dead, Jim
|
||||||
|
-- McCoy, "The Devil in the Dark", stardate 3196.1
|
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|
%
|
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|
History tends to exaggerate.
|
||||||
|
-- Col. Green, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.4
|
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|
%
|
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|
Humans do claim a great deal for that particular emotion [love].
|
||||||
|
-- Spock, "The Lights of Zetar", stardate 5725.6
|
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|
%
|
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|
I am pleased to see that we have differences. May we together become
|
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|
greater than the sum of both of us.
|
||||||
|
-- Surak of Vulcan, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.4
|
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|
%
|
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|
I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to
|
||||||
|
any question.
|
||||||
|
-- Spock, "This Side of Paradise", stardate 3417.3
|
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|
%
|
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|
I object to intellect without discipline; I object to power without
|
||||||
|
constructive purpose.
|
||||||
|
-- Spock, "The Squire of Gothos", stardate 2124.5
|
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|
%
|
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|
I realize that command does have its fascination, even under
|
||||||
|
circumstances such as these, but I neither enjoy the idea of command
|
||||||
|
nor am I frightened of it. It simply exists, and I will do whatever
|
||||||
|
logically needs to be done.
|
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|
-- Spock, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2812.7
|
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|
%
|
||||||
|
"I think they're going to take all this money that we spend now on war
|
||||||
|
and death --"
|
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|
"And make them spend it on life."
|
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|
-- Edith Keeler and Kirk, "The City on the Edge of Forever",
|
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|
stardate unknown.
|
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|
%
|
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|
I thought my people would grow tired of killing. But you were right,
|
||||||
|
they see it is easier than trading. And it has its pleasures. I feel
|
||||||
|
it myself. Like the hunt, but with richer rewards.
|
||||||
|
-- Apella, "A Private Little War", stardate 4211.8
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
I'm a soldier, not a diplomat. I can only tell the truth.
|
||||||
|
-- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3198.9
|
||||||
|
%
|
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|
I'm frequently appalled by the low regard you Earthmen have for life.
|
||||||
|
-- Spock, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2822.3
|
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|
%
|
||||||
|
I've already got a female to worry about. Her name is the Enterprise.
|
||||||
|
-- Kirk, "The Corbomite Maneuver", stardate 1514.0
|
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|
%
|
||||||
|
If a man had a child who'd gone anti-social, killed perhaps, he'd still
|
||||||
|
tend to protect that child.
|
||||||
|
-- McCoy, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4731.3
|
||||||
|
%
|
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|
If I can have honesty, it's easier to overlook mistakes.
|
||||||
|
-- Kirk, "Space Seed", stardate 3141.9
|
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|
%
|
||||||
|
If some day we are defeated, well, war has its fortunes, good and bad.
|
||||||
|
-- Commander Kor, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3201.7
|
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|
%
|
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|
If there are self-made purgatories, then we all have to live in them.
|
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|
-- Spock, "This Side of Paradise", stardate 3417.7
|
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|
%
|
||||||
|
Immortality consists largely of boredom.
|
||||||
|
-- Zefrem Cochrane, "Metamorphosis", stardate 3219.8
|
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|
%
|
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|
In the strict scientific sense we all feed on death -- even
|
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|
vegetarians.
|
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|
-- Spock, "Wolf in the Fold", stardate 3615.4
|
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|
%
|
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|
Insufficient facts always invite danger.
|
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|
-- Spock, "Space Seed", stardate 3141.9
|
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|
%
|
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|
Insults are effective only where emotion is present.
|
||||||
|
-- Spock, "Who Mourns for Adonais?" stardate 3468.1
|
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|
%
|
||||||
|
Intuition, however illogical, is recognized as a command prerogative.
|
||||||
|
-- Kirk, "Obsession", stardate 3620.7
|
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|
%
|
||||||
|
Is not that the nature of men and women -- that the pleasure is in the
|
||||||
|
learning of each other?
|
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|
-- Natira, the High Priestess of Yonada, "For the World is
|
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|
Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky", stardate 5476.3.
|
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|
%
|
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|
Is truth not truth for all?
|
||||||
|
-- Natira, "For the World is Hollow and I have Touched
|
||||||
|
the Sky", stardate 5476.4.
|
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|
%
|
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|
It [being a Vulcan] means to adopt a philosophy, a way of life which is
|
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|
logical and beneficial. We cannot disregard that philosophy merely for
|
||||||
|
personal gain, no matter how important that gain might be.
|
||||||
|
-- Spock, "Journey to Babel", stardate 3842.4
|
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|
%
|
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|
It is a human characteristic to love little animals, especially if
|
||||||
|
they're attractive in some way.
|
||||||
|
-- McCoy, "The Trouble with Tribbles", stardate 4525.6
|
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|
%
|
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|
It is more rational to sacrifice one life than six.
|
||||||
|
-- Spock, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2822.3
|
||||||
|
%
|
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|
It is necessary to have purpose.
|
||||||
|
-- Alice #1, "I, Mudd", stardate 4513.3
|
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|
%
|
||||||
|
It is undignified for a woman to play servant to a man who is not
|
||||||
|
hers.
|
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|
-- Spock, "Amok Time", stardate 3372.7
|
||||||
|
%
|
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|
It would be illogical to assume that all conditions remain stable.
|
||||||
|
-- Spock, "The Enterprise" Incident", stardate 5027.3
|
||||||
|
%
|
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|
It would be illogical to kill without reason
|
||||||
|
-- Spock, "Journey to Babel", stardate 3842.4
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
It would seem that evil retreats when forcibly confronted
|
||||||
|
-- Yarnek of Excalbia, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.5
|
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|
%
|
||||||
|
"It's hard to believe that something which is neither seen nor felt can
|
||||||
|
do so much harm."
|
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|
"That's true. But an idea can't be seen or felt. And that's what kept
|
||||||
|
the Troglytes in the mines all these centuries. A mistaken idea."
|
||||||
|
-- Vanna and Kirk, "The Cloud Minders", stardate 5819.0
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
Killing is stupid; useless!
|
||||||
|
-- McCoy, "A Private Little War", stardate 4211.8
|
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|
%
|
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|
Killing is wrong.
|
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|
-- Losira, "That Which Survives", stardate unknown
|
||||||
|
%
|
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|
Knowledge, sir, should be free to all!
|
||||||
|
-- Harry Mudd, "I, Mudd", stardate 4513.3
|
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|
%
|
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|
Landru! Guide us!
|
||||||
|
-- A Beta 3-oid, "The Return of the Archons", stardate 3157.4
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
Leave bigotry in your quarters; there's no room for it on the bridge.
|
||||||
|
-- Kirk, "Balance of Terror", stardate 1709.2
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
"Life and death are seldom logical."
|
||||||
|
"But attaining a desired goal always is."
|
||||||
|
-- McCoy and Spock, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2821.7
|
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|
%
|
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|
Live long and prosper.
|
||||||
|
-- Spock, "Amok Time", stardate 3372.7
|
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|
%
|
||||||
|
"Logic and practical information do not seem to apply here."
|
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|
"You admit that?"
|
||||||
|
"To deny the facts would be illogical, Doctor"
|
||||||
|
-- Spock and McCoy, "A Piece of the Action", stardate unknown
|
||||||
|
%
|
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|
Lots of people drink from the wrong bottle sometimes.
|
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|
-- Edith Keeler, "The City on the Edge of Forever",
|
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|
stardate unknown
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|
%
|
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|
Love sometimes expresses itself in sacrifice.
|
||||||
|
-- Kirk, "Metamorphosis", stardate 3220.3
|
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|
%
|
||||||
|
Madness has no purpose. Or reason. But it may have a goal.
|
||||||
|
-- Spock, "The Alternative Factor", stardate 3088.7
|
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|
%
|
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|
Many Myths are based on truth
|
||||||
|
-- Spock, "The Way to Eden", stardate 5832.3
|
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|
%
|
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|
Men don't talk peace unless they're ready to back it up with war.
|
||||||
|
-- Col. Green, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.4
|
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|
%
|
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|
Men of peace usually are [brave].
|
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|
-- Spock, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.5
|
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|
%
|
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|
Men will always be men -- no matter where they are.
|
||||||
|
-- Harry Mudd, "Mudd's Women", stardate 1329.8
|
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|
%
|
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|
Military secrets are the most fleeting of all.
|
||||||
|
-- Spock, "The Enterprise Incident", stardate 5027.4
|
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|
%
|
||||||
|
Most legends have their basis in facts.
|
||||||
|
-- Kirk, "And The Children Shall Lead", stardate 5029.5
|
||||||
|
%
|
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|
Murder is contrary to the laws of man and God.
|
||||||
|
-- M-5 Computer, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4731.3
|
||||||
|
%
|
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|
No more blah, blah, blah!
|
||||||
|
-- Kirk, "Miri", stardate 2713.6
|
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|
%
|
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|
No one can guarantee the actions of another.
|
||||||
|
-- Spock, "Day of the Dove", stardate unknown
|
||||||
|
%
|
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|
No one may kill a man. Not for any purpose. It cannot be condoned.
|
||||||
|
-- Kirk, "Spock's Brain", stardate 5431.6
|
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|
%
|
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|
"No one talks peace unless he's ready to back it up with war."
|
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|
"He talks of peace if it is the only way to live."
|
||||||
|
-- Colonel Green and Surak of Vulcan, "The Savage Curtain",
|
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|
stardate 5906.5.
|
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|
%
|
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|
No one wants war.
|
||||||
|
-- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3201.7
|
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|
%
|
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|
No problem is insoluble.
|
||||||
|
-- Dr. Janet Wallace, "The Deadly Years", stardate 3479.4
|
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|
%
|
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|
Not one hundred percent efficient, of course ... but nothing ever is.
|
||||||
|
-- Kirk, "Metamorphosis", stardate 3219.8
|
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|
%
|
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|
Oblivion together does not frighten me, beloved.
|
||||||
|
-- Thalassa (in Anne Mulhall's body), "Return to Tomorrow",
|
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stardate 4770.3.
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Oh, that sound of male ego. You travel halfway across the galaxy and
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it's still the same song.
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-- Eve McHuron, "Mudd's Women", stardate 1330.1
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%
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On my planet, to rest is to rest -- to cease using energy. To me, it
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is quite illogical to run up and down on green grass, using energy,
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instead of saving it.
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-- Spock, "Shore Leave", stardate 3025.2
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One does not thank logic.
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-- Sarek, "Journey to Babel", stardate 3842.4
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One of the advantages of being a captain is being able to ask for
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advice without necessarily having to take it.
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-- Kirk, "Dagger of the Mind", stardate 2715.2
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%
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Only a fool fights in a burning house.
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-- Kang the Klingon, "Day of the Dove", stardate unknown
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%
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Our missions are peaceful -- not for conquest. When we do battle, it
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is only because we have no choice.
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-- Kirk, "The Squire of Gothos", stardate 2124.5
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%
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Our way is peace.
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-- Septimus, the Son Worshiper, "Bread and Circuses",
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stardate 4040.7.
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%
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Pain is a thing of the mind. The mind can be controlled.
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-- Spock, "Operation -- Annihilate!" stardate 3287.2
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%
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Peace was the way.
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-- Kirk, "The City on the Edge of Forever", stardate unknown
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Power is danger.
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-- The Centurion, "Balance of Terror", stardate 1709.2
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%
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Prepare for tomorrow -- get ready.
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-- Edith Keeler, "The City On the Edge of Forever",
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stardate unknown
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%
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Punishment becomes ineffective after a certain point. Men become
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insensitive.
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-- Eneg, "Patterns of Force", stardate 2534.7
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%
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Respect is a rational process
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-- McCoy, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2822.3
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%
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Romulan women are not like Vulcan females. We are not dedicated to
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pure logic and the sterility of non-emotion.
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-- Romulan Commander, "The Enterprise Incident",
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stardate 5027.3
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%
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Schshschshchsch.
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-- The Gorn, "Arena", stardate 3046.2
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%
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Sometimes a feeling is all we humans have to go on.
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-- Kirk, "A Taste of Armageddon", stardate 3193.9
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%
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Sometimes a man will tell his bartender things he'll never tell his doctor.
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-- Dr. Phillip Boyce, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"),
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stardate unknown.
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%
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Star Trek Lives!
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%
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Suffocating together ... would create heroic camaraderie.
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-- Khan Noonian Singh, "Space Seed", stardate 3142.8
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%
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Superior ability breeds superior ambition.
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|
-- Spock, "Space Seed", stardate 3141.9
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%
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|
"That unit is a woman."
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|
"A mass of conflicting impulses."
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|
-- Spock and Nomad, "The Changeling", stardate 3541.9
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%
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|
"The combination of a number of things to make existence worthwhile."
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|
"Yes, the philosophy of 'none,' meaning 'all.'"
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-- Spock and Lincoln, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.4
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|
%
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|
The face of war has never changed. Surely it is more logical to heal
|
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|
than to kill.
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|
-- Surak of Vulcan, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.5
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|
%
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|
The games have always strengthened us. Death becomes a familiar
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|
pattern. We don't fear it as you do.
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|
-- Proconsul Marcus Claudius, "Bread and Circuses",
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stardate 4041.2
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%
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|
"The glory of creation is in its infinite diversity."
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"And in the way our differences combine to create meaning and beauty."
|
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|
-- Dr. Miranda Jones and Spock, "Is There in Truth No Beauty?",
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stardate 5630.8
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%
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|
The heart is not a logical organ.
|
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|
-- Dr. Janet Wallace, "The Deadly Years", stardate 3479.4
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%
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|
The idea of male and female are universal constants.
|
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|
-- Kirk, "Metamorphosis", stardate 3219.8
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%
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|
The joys of love made her human and the agonies of love destroyed her.
|
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|
-- Spock, "Requiem for Methuselah", stardate 5842.8
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|
%
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|
The man on tops walks a lonely street; the "chain" of command is often
|
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|
a noose.
|
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|
-- McCoy, "The Conscience of the King," stardate 2818.9
|
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|
%
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|
The more complex the mind, the greater the need for the simplicity of
|
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play.
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|
-- Kirk, "Shore Leave", stardate 3025.8
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|
%
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|
The only solution is ... a balance of power. We arm our side with
|
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|
exactly that much more. A balance of power -- the trickiest, most
|
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|
difficult, dirtiest game of them all. But the only one that preserves
|
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|
both sides.
|
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|
-- Kirk, "A Private Little War", stardate 4211.8
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%
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|
The people of Gideon have always believed that life is sacred. That
|
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the love of life is the greatest gift ... We are incapable of
|
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|
destroying or interfering with the creation of that which we love so
|
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|
deeply -- life in every form from fetus to developed being.
|
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|
-- Hodin of Gideon, "The Mark of Gideon", stardate 5423.4
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|
%
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|
... The prejudices people feel about each other disappear when they get
|
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|
to know each other.
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|
-- Kirk, "Elaan of Troyius", stardate 4372.5
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|
%
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|
"The release of emotion is what keeps us healthy. Emotionally healthy."
|
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|
"That may be, Doctor. However, I have noted that the healthy release
|
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|
of emotion is frequently unhealthy for those closest to you."
|
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|
-- McCoy and Spock, "Plato's Stepchildren", stardate 5784.3
|
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|
%
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|
The sight of death frightens them [Earthers].
|
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|
-- Kras the Klingon, "Friday's Child", stardate 3497.2
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|
%
|
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|
The sooner our happiness together begins, the longer it will last.
|
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|
-- Miramanee, "The Paradise Syndrome", stardate 4842.6
|
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|
%
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|
... The things love can drive a man to -- the ecstasies, the
|
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|
miseries, the broken rules, the desperate chances, the glorious
|
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|
failures and the glorious victories.
|
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|
-- McCoy, "Requiem for Methuselah", stardate 5843.7
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|
%
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|
There are always alternatives.
|
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|
-- Spock, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2822.3
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|
%
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|
There are certain things men must do to remain men.
|
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|
-- Kirk, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4929.4
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|
%
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|
There are some things worth dying for.
|
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|
-- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3201.7
|
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|
%
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|
There comes to all races an ultimate crisis which you have yet to face
|
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|
.... One day our minds became so powerful we dared think of ourselves
|
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|
as gods.
|
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|
-- Sargon, "Return to Tomorrow", stardate 4768.3
|
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|
%
|
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|
There is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder.
|
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|
-- Spock, "A Taste of Armageddon", stardate 3193.9
|
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|
%
|
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|
There is an old custom among my people. When a woman saves a man's
|
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|
life, he is grateful.
|
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|
-- Nona, the Kanuto witch woman, "A Private Little War",
|
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|
stardate 4211.8.
|
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|
%
|
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|
There is an order of things in this universe.
|
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|
-- Apollo, "Who Mourns for Adonais?" stardate 3468.1
|
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|
%
|
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|
There's a way out of any cage.
|
||||||
|
-- Captain Christopher Pike, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"),
|
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|
stardate unknown.
|
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|
%
|
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|
There's another way to survive. Mutual trust -- and help.
|
||||||
|
-- Kirk, "Day of the Dove", stardate unknown
|
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|
%
|
||||||
|
There's no honorable way to kill, no gentle way to destroy. There is
|
||||||
|
nothing good in war. Except its ending.
|
||||||
|
-- Abraham Lincoln, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.5
|
||||||
|
%
|
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|
There's nothing disgusting about it [the Companion]. It's just another
|
||||||
|
life form, that's all. You get used to those things.
|
||||||
|
-- McCoy, "Metamorphosis", stardate 3219.8
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
"There's only one kind of woman ..."
|
||||||
|
"Or man, for that matter. You either believe in yourself or you don't."
|
||||||
|
-- Kirk and Harry Mudd, "Mudd's Women", stardate 1330.1
|
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|
%
|
||||||
|
This cultural mystique surrounding the biological function -- you
|
||||||
|
realize humans are overly preoccupied with the subject.
|
||||||
|
-- Kelinda the Kelvan, "By Any Other Name", stardate 4658.9
|
||||||
|
%
|
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|
Those who hate and fight must stop themselves -- otherwise it is not
|
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|
stopped.
|
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|
-- Spock, "Day of the Dove", stardate unknown
|
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|
%
|
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|
Time is fluid ... like a river with currents, eddies, backwash.
|
||||||
|
-- Spock, "The City on the Edge of Forever", stardate 3134.0
|
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|
%
|
||||||
|
To live is always desirable.
|
||||||
|
-- Eleen the Capellan, "Friday's Child", stardate 3498.9
|
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|
%
|
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|
Too much of anything, even love, isn't necessarily a good thing.
|
||||||
|
-- Kirk, "The Trouble with Tribbles", stardate 4525.6
|
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|
%
|
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|
Totally illogical, there was no chance.
|
||||||
|
-- Spock, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2822.3
|
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|
%
|
||||||
|
Uncontrolled power will turn even saints into savages. And we can all
|
||||||
|
be counted on to live down to our lowest impulses.
|
||||||
|
-- Parmen, "Plato's Stepchildren", stardate 5784.3
|
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|
%
|
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|
Violence in reality is quite different from theory.
|
||||||
|
-- Spock, "The Cloud Minders", stardate 5818.4
|
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|
%
|
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|
Virtue is a relative term.
|
||||||
|
-- Spock, "Friday's Child", stardate 3499.1
|
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|
%
|
||||||
|
Vulcans believe peace should not depend on force.
|
||||||
|
-- Amanda, "Journey to Babel", stardate 3842.3
|
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|
%
|
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|
Vulcans do not approve of violence.
|
||||||
|
-- Spock, "Journey to Babel", stardate 3842.4
|
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|
%
|
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|
Vulcans never bluff.
|
||||||
|
-- Spock, "The Doomsday Machine", stardate 4202.1
|
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|
%
|
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|
Vulcans worship peace above all.
|
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|
-- McCoy, "Return to Tomorrow", stardate 4768.3
|
||||||
|
%
|
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|
Wait! You have not been prepared!
|
||||||
|
-- Mr. Atoz, "Tomorrow is Yesterday", stardate 3113.2
|
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|
%
|
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|
War is never imperative.
|
||||||
|
-- McCoy, "Balance of Terror", stardate 1709.2
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
War isn't a good life, but it's life.
|
||||||
|
-- Kirk, "A Private Little War", stardate 4211.8
|
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|
%
|
||||||
|
[War] is instinctive. But the instinct can be fought. We're human
|
||||||
|
beings with the blood of a million savage years on our hands! But we
|
||||||
|
can stop it. We can admit that we're killers ... but we're not going
|
||||||
|
to kill today. That's all it takes! Knowing that we're not going to
|
||||||
|
kill today!
|
||||||
|
-- Kirk, "A Taste of Armageddon", stardate 3193.0
|
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|
%
|
||||||
|
We do not colonize. We conquer. We rule. There is no other way for
|
||||||
|
us.
|
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|
-- Rojan, "By Any Other Name", stardate 4657.5
|
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|
%
|
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|
We fight only when there is no other choice. We prefer the ways of
|
||||||
|
peaceful contact.
|
||||||
|
-- Kirk, "Spectre of the Gun", stardate 4385.3
|
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|
%
|
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|
We have found all life forms in the galaxy are capable of superior
|
||||||
|
development.
|
||||||
|
-- Kirk, "The Gamesters of Triskelion", stardate 3211.7
|
||||||
|
%
|
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|
We have phasers, I vote we blast 'em!
|
||||||
|
-- Bailey, "The Corbomite Maneuver", stardate 1514.2
|
||||||
|
%
|
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|
"We have the right to survive!"
|
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|
"Not by killing others."
|
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|
-- Deela and Kirk, "Wink of An Eye", stardate 5710.5
|
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|
%
|
||||||
|
We Klingons believe as you do -- the sick should die. Only the strong
|
||||||
|
should live.
|
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|
-- Kras, "Friday's Child", stardate 3497.2
|
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|
%
|
||||||
|
We're all sorry for the other guy when he loses his job to a machine.
|
||||||
|
But when it comes to your job -- that's different. And it always will
|
||||||
|
be different.
|
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|
-- McCoy, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4729.4
|
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|
%
|
||||||
|
"What happened to the crewman?"
|
||||||
|
"The M-5 computer needed a new power source, the crewman merely got in
|
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|
the way."
|
||||||
|
-- Kirk and Dr. Richard Daystrom, "The Ultimate Computer",
|
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|
stardate 4731.3.
|
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|
%
|
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|
What kind of love is that? Not to be loved; never to have shown love.
|
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|
-- Commissioner Nancy Hedford, "Metamorphosis",
|
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|
stardate 3219.8
|
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|
%
|
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|
"What terrible way to die."
|
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|
"There are no good ways."
|
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|
-- Sulu and Kirk, "That Which Survives", stardate unknown
|
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|
%
|
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|
When a child is taught ... it's programmed with simple instructions --
|
||||||
|
and at some point, if its mind develops properly, it exceeds the sum of
|
||||||
|
what it was taught, thinks independently.
|
||||||
|
-- Dr. Richard Daystrom, "The Ultimate Computer",
|
||||||
|
stardate 4731.3.
|
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|
%
|
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|
When dreams become more important than reality, you give up travel,
|
||||||
|
building, creating; you even forget how to repair the machines left
|
||||||
|
behind by your ancestors. You just sit living and reliving other lives
|
||||||
|
left behind in the thought records.
|
||||||
|
-- Vina, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), stardate unknown
|
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|
%
|
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|
Where there's no emotion, there's no motive for violence.
|
||||||
|
-- Spock, "Dagger of the Mind", stardate 2715.1
|
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|
%
|
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|
Witch! Witch! They'll burn ya!
|
||||||
|
-- Hag, "Tomorrow is Yesterday", stardate unknown
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
Without facts, the decision cannot be made logically. You must rely on
|
||||||
|
your human intuition.
|
||||||
|
-- Spock, "Assignment: Earth", stardate unknown
|
||||||
|
%
|
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|
Without followers, evil cannot spread.
|
||||||
|
-- Spock, "And The Children Shall Lead", stardate 5029.5
|
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|
%
|
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|
Without freedom of choice there is no creativity.
|
||||||
|
-- Kirk, "The return of the Archons", stardate 3157.4
|
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|
%
|
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|
Women are more easily and more deeply terrified ... generating more
|
||||||
|
sheer horror than the male of the species.
|
||||||
|
-- Spock, "Wolf in the Fold", stardate 3615.4
|
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|
%
|
||||||
|
Women professionals do tend to over-compensate.
|
||||||
|
-- Dr. Elizabeth Dehner, "Where No Man Has Gone Before",
|
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|
stardate 1312.9.
|
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|
%
|
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|
Worlds are conquered, galaxies destroyed -- but a woman is always a
|
||||||
|
woman.
|
||||||
|
-- Kirk, "Conscience of the King", stardate unknown
|
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|
%
|
||||||
|
Worlds may change, galaxies disintegrate, but a woman always remains a
|
||||||
|
woman.
|
||||||
|
-- Kirk, "The Conscience of the King", stardate 2818.9
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
Yes, it is written. Good shall always destroy evil.
|
||||||
|
-- Sirah the Yang, "The Omega Glory", stardate unknown
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
You are an excellent tactician, Captain. You let your second in
|
||||||
|
command attack while you sit and watch for weakness.
|
||||||
|
-- Khan Noonian Singh, "Space Seed", stardate 3141.9
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
You can't evaluate a man by logic alone.
|
||||||
|
-- McCoy, "I, Mudd", stardate 4513.3
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
You Earth people glorified organized violence for forty centuries. But
|
||||||
|
you imprison those who employ it privately.
|
||||||
|
-- Spock, "Dagger of the Mind", stardate 2715.1
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
You go slow, be gentle. It's no one-way street -- you know how you
|
||||||
|
feel and that's all. It's how the girl feels too. Don't press. If
|
||||||
|
the girl feels anything for you at all, you'll know.
|
||||||
|
-- Kirk, "Charlie X", stardate 1535.8
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
You humans have that emotional need to express gratitude. "You're
|
||||||
|
welcome," I believe, is the correct response.
|
||||||
|
-- Spock, "Bread and Circuses", stardate 4041.2
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
You say you are lying. But if everything you say is a lie, then you
|
||||||
|
are telling the truth. You cannot tell the truth because everything
|
||||||
|
you say is a lie. You lie, you tell the truth ... but you cannot, for
|
||||||
|
you lie.
|
||||||
|
-- Norman the android, "I, Mudd", stardate 4513.3
|
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%
|
||||||
|
You speak of courage. Obviously you do not know the difference between
|
||||||
|
courage and foolhardiness. Always it is the brave ones who die, the
|
||||||
|
soldiers.
|
||||||
|
-- Kor, the Klingon Commander, "Errand of Mercy",
|
||||||
|
stardate 3201.7
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
You! What PLANET is this?!
|
||||||
|
-- McCoy, "The City on the Edge of Forever", stardate 3134.0
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
You'll learn something about men and women -- the way they're supposed
|
||||||
|
to be. Caring for each other, being happy with each other, being good
|
||||||
|
to each other. That's what we call love. You'll like that a lot.
|
||||||
|
-- Kirk, "The Apple", stardate 3715.6
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
You're dead, Jim.
|
||||||
|
-- McCoy, "Amok Time", stardate 3372.7
|
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|
%
|
||||||
|
You're dead, Jim.
|
||||||
|
-- McCoy, "The Tholian Web", stardate unknown
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
You're too beautiful to ignore. Too much woman.
|
||||||
|
-- Kirk to Yeoman Rand, "The Enemy Within", stardate unknown
|
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|
%
|
||||||
|
Youth doesn't excuse everything.
|
||||||
|
-- Dr. Janice Lester (in Kirk's body), "Turnabout Intruder",
|
||||||
|
stardate 5928.5.
|
||||||
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Adonais
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Amanda
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Apella
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Archons
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Armenia
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Atoz
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Capellan
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Catspaw
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Centurion
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Changeling
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Claudius
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Corbomite
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Corby
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Daystrom
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Deela
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Dehaver
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Elaan
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Eleen
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Eneg
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Excalbia
|
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Galileo
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Gorn
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||||||
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Gothos
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Hag
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Hedford
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Hodin
|
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Kang
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Kanuto
|
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Kelinda
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Kelvan
|
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Klingon
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Klingons
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Kor
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||||||
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Kras
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Landru
|
||||||
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Losira
|
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Lt
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McHuron
|
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Miramanee
|
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Miri
|
||||||
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Mulhall's
|
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Natira
|
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Nomad
|
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Nona
|
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Noonian
|
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Palamas
|
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Parmen
|
||||||
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Phillip
|
||||||
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Priestess
|
||||||
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Proconsul
|
||||||
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Requiem
|
||||||
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Rojan
|
||||||
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Romulan
|
||||||
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Sarek
|
||||||
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Sargon
|
||||||
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Schshschshchsch
|
||||||
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Septimus
|
||||||
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Singh
|
||||||
|
Sirah
|
||||||
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Spectre
|
||||||
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Spock
|
||||||
|
Spock's
|
||||||
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Stepchildren
|
||||||
|
Sulu
|
||||||
|
Surak
|
||||||
|
Thalassa
|
||||||
|
Tholian
|
||||||
|
Tribbles
|
||||||
|
Triskelion
|
||||||
|
Troglytes
|
||||||
|
Troyius
|
||||||
|
Vanna
|
||||||
|
Vina
|
||||||
|
Yarnek
|
||||||
|
Yonada
|
||||||
|
Zefrem
|
||||||
|
Zetar
|
||||||
|
android
|
||||||
|
backwash
|
||||||
|
bacteriological
|
||||||
|
blah
|
||||||
|
deSalle
|
||||||
|
oid
|
||||||
|
stardate
|
||||||
|
tactician
|
||||||
|
ya
|
||||||
2
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|
|
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|
||||||
|
There are no potentially offensive fortunes installed on this
|
||||||
|
system. For further details, contact your system administrator.
|
||||||
385
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|
|
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|
||||||
|
SHUT UP HIPPY
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
YOU'RE ALL SHEEP
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
SELL ME DRUGS
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
TELEVISION LOVES ME
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
DON'T POSTPONE JOY
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
FUCK SLOGANS
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
COFFEE NOW DAMMIT
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
THIS WORLD IS SHIT
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
SMASH THE STATE
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
DARN THE GOV'T
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
WHITEY WILL PAY
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
MY JOB SUCKS ASS
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
BAD SEX SUCKS
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
I'M FUCKING METAL
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
I WORSHIP SATAN HA HA
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
ADULTS ARE DUMB
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
WE'RE DOOMED
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
DON'T GET CAUGHT
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
THE END IS NEAR
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
GOD IS OBSOLETE
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
FUCK YOU, GOD
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NO MORE BULLSHIT
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
WARM THE GLOBE
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
JESUS HATES ME
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
FUCK WORK
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
DRUGS HELP ALOT
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
COPS SMELL FUNNY
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
WEIRDOS UNITE!
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
MICROSOFT MUST DIE
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
WHY DOES SCHOOL SUCK?
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
MY BOSS IS A JERK
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
JESUS JUST LEFT
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
REBOOT AMERICA
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
DESTROY CAPITALISM
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
I HATE THE RICH
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
I AM AN ANARCHIST
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
BOMB THE MALL
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
WAKE THE FUCK UP
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
DOPE SMOKIN' MORON
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
KIDS LOVE SATAN
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
THE SYSTEM'S FUCKED
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
WOMEN WILL RISE
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
FUCK SCHOOL
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
I HATE COMPUTERS
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
LIFE ISN'T FAIR
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
POLITICS ARE BORING
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NO CHANGE SORRY
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
GOOD FOR NOTHING
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
RACISM IS TYPICAL
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
YOU'RE A SEXIST
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
BORED
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
BROKE
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
WAGE-SLAVE
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
MAKE IT STOP
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
FUCK ART LET'S KILL
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
END CIVILIZATION
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
CALL IN SICK
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
TWENTYNOTHING
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
GOAT-BOY
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
My dad's a cop too,
|
||||||
|
couldja let me go now?
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
KEEP MUSIC EVIL
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
FUCK FAST FOOD
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
ORGASMS ARE GOOD
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
BREAK SOME LAWS
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
STAMP OUT REALITY
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
LIVE THE CHAOS
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
WE'RE ALL PERVERTS
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
UNEMPLOYABLE
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
LEGALIZE YOURSELF
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
T.V. CASUALTY
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
BE NOT HALF-ASSED
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
ANNOY THE BORING
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
PUNK ROCK GIRL
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
GOD MASTURBATES
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
DIE MTV DIE
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
I AM A POSEUR
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
TOUCH ME I'M SICK
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
ANTI-FASHION
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
PIGS VS. PEOPLE
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NOT OF THIS EARTH
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
DRUGS SUCK ALOT
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
Sex with you would suck.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
I'm killing the Earth!
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
I guess I was punk once.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
i represent
|
||||||
|
GOD
|
||||||
|
you fuck
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
My world is cold
|
||||||
|
and without hope.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
GIMME GIMME
|
||||||
|
FOOD STAMPS
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
THIS ISN'T ME
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
FUCK DECAF
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
DEFEATED
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
Blow up Disneyland.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
California is overrated.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
UNAMERICAN
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
I AM CONFUSED
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
SEX TOYS ROCK
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
GO FUCKING PRAY
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
NATURE IS PISSED
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
FUGAZIFY YOURSELF
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
I'M IN SCENESTER HELL
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
RESIST DESPAIR
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
EVIL WILL TRIUMPH
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
FUCK YOUR LAME ADS
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
RACE MIXING IS COOL
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
EMBRACE VIOLENCE
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
AMERICAN WASTE
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
FUCKING HOSTILE
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
SEIZE LIBERTY
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
DESTROY WHAT
|
||||||
|
BORES YOU
|
||||||
|
ON SIGHT
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
FUCK YEAH I'M WEIRD
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
FUCK CENSORSHIP
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
WE'RE NOT DUMB
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
DEMAND JUSTICE
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
FREAK PRIDE
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
CULT MEMBER
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
CONFORMIST
|
||||||
|
REVOLUTION
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
FUCK SHIT UP
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
DON'T LET ME FAIL
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
GROOVE MATTERS
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
SURVIVE Y2K SOMEHOW
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
TAX THE RICH
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
MAKE YUPPIES SUFFER
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
GET A JOB JUNKIE
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
ARM THE HOMELESS
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
BOYCOTT GEN-X CRAP
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
GODLESS COMMIE SCUM
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
I STILL BELIEVE
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
SCARE THE SQUARE
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
I AM A BAD ASS
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
UNLEASH INFINITY
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
ESTROGEN POWER
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
HEDONISM NOW!
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
SOMEBODY DOSE ME
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
REAGAN WAS WORSE
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
children know everything
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
TRAITOR
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
SINNER
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
UNITY
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
UNDERSTAND
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
GO CORPORATE
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
You LIVE in that head?
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
JUST BE PURE
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
PIGS SHOULDN'T RULE
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
Go work on your website.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
America eats its young.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
LAUGH AT ASSHOLES
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
PEOPLE ARE MIRACLES
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
DESTINATION UNKNOWN
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
HEAL YOUR FUCKERS
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
CONSIDER SOBREITY
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
INHERIT THE EARTH
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
DROP THE ATTITUDE
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
ALL POLITICIANS LIE
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
GOTTA LOVE HOTTIES
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
what's stopping you?
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
IMPEACH 'EM ALL
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
HOOK ME UP BABY
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
i'm so fucking beautiful
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
SO MANY FEELINGS
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
QUIT BEING PASSIVE
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
GO BEYOND COMFORT
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
STOP LIVING LIKE VEAL
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
ask me about my pain
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
OVERTHROW THAT SHIT
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
BORN TO CHILL
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
Whose future is it, anyway?
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
This is a nation of whores.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
YOUR KIDS ARE TRIPPING
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
FUCK ALL PREJUDICE
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
SHHHHHH. LISTEN.
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
FIGHT FAT PHOBIA
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
VICTORY OVER HORSESHIT
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
everyone is a prostitute
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
DON'T STOP BELIEVING
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
YOU'RE BISEXUAL
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
MINIMIZE BAD THINGS
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
YOU'RE MY RELIGION
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
I WORSHIP YOU
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
MY MACINTOSH RULES
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
CHEER UP EMO KID
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
LIVE FREE OR DIE
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
TELEVISION IS TORTURE
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
BRING THAT BEAT BACK
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
HUG A REVOLUTIONARY
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
DON'T FEAR THE REAPER
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
SHOW ME THE WAY
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
I CAN MAKE YOU GOD
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
WOMEN TAKE OVER
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
SO FUCKING DEEP
|
||||||
|
%
|
||||||
|
WHY OBEY MORONS?
|
||||||
1363
games/fortune/datfiles/zippy
Normal file
1363
games/fortune/datfiles/zippy
Normal file
File diff suppressed because it is too large
Load diff
210
games/fortune/datfiles/zippy.sp.ok
Normal file
210
games/fortune/datfiles/zippy.sp.ok
Normal file
|
|
@ -0,0 +1,210 @@
|
||||||
|
ANAL
|
||||||
|
ASEXUAL
|
||||||
|
Astro
|
||||||
|
B.C
|
||||||
|
BANKHEAD
|
||||||
|
BI
|
||||||
|
BIO
|
||||||
|
BORSCHT
|
||||||
|
BRAINPAN
|
||||||
|
BURRITO
|
||||||
|
BURRITOS
|
||||||
|
Barbie
|
||||||
|
Bo
|
||||||
|
Bonzo
|
||||||
|
CARCRASH
|
||||||
|
CASIO
|
||||||
|
CHAINSAWS
|
||||||
|
CHIVAS
|
||||||
|
COM
|
||||||
|
CORDOVANS
|
||||||
|
COSELL
|
||||||
|
CROATIAN
|
||||||
|
Carlsbad
|
||||||
|
Clift
|
||||||
|
Cosell
|
||||||
|
Cupcake
|
||||||
|
DAIQUIRI
|
||||||
|
DELI
|
||||||
|
DIDI
|
||||||
|
DISCO
|
||||||
|
DISNEYWORLD
|
||||||
|
DONUT
|
||||||
|
DOUGHBOY
|
||||||
|
Darvon
|
||||||
|
Di
|
||||||
|
Disco
|
||||||
|
Donnie
|
||||||
|
EDSELS
|
||||||
|
EMOTE
|
||||||
|
EUBIE
|
||||||
|
Enema
|
||||||
|
FALAFEL
|
||||||
|
FISHNET
|
||||||
|
FISHWICH
|
||||||
|
FLEMMING
|
||||||
|
FLOATATION
|
||||||
|
FROLICSOME
|
||||||
|
Feinstein
|
||||||
|
GOLDIE
|
||||||
|
GORRY
|
||||||
|
GUCCIONE
|
||||||
|
GUIDELIGHT
|
||||||
|
Gibble
|
||||||
|
Ginzberg
|
||||||
|
HAIRPIECE
|
||||||
|
HAWN
|
||||||
|
HAYWORTH
|
||||||
|
HITCHHIKING
|
||||||
|
HOAX
|
||||||
|
HOUSECAT
|
||||||
|
Hmmm
|
||||||
|
I.Q
|
||||||
|
INTESTINAL
|
||||||
|
Iranian
|
||||||
|
JELL
|
||||||
|
JELLO
|
||||||
|
JILLIAN'S
|
||||||
|
JULIENNED
|
||||||
|
Jodie
|
||||||
|
KATRINKA
|
||||||
|
KNOCKWURST
|
||||||
|
LBJ
|
||||||
|
LING
|
||||||
|
LONI
|
||||||
|
LUGOSI
|
||||||
|
Loni
|
||||||
|
Lycra
|
||||||
|
MALIBU
|
||||||
|
MCMAHON
|
||||||
|
MELBA
|
||||||
|
MERYL
|
||||||
|
MMM
|
||||||
|
MOGULS
|
||||||
|
MONTALBAN'S
|
||||||
|
MOUSSE
|
||||||
|
MSG
|
||||||
|
MT
|
||||||
|
MTV
|
||||||
|
MYSTERIANS
|
||||||
|
Macy's
|
||||||
|
Meese
|
||||||
|
Monkees
|
||||||
|
NABOBS
|
||||||
|
NAGEELA
|
||||||
|
NEBULATION
|
||||||
|
NICKLES
|
||||||
|
NUTRA
|
||||||
|
Niro
|
||||||
|
OLFACTORY
|
||||||
|
OMNIVERSAL
|
||||||
|
OVULAR
|
||||||
|
Osmond
|
||||||
|
Osmonds
|
||||||
|
PAISLEY
|
||||||
|
PASTA
|
||||||
|
PG
|
||||||
|
Pharoahs
|
||||||
|
Provolone
|
||||||
|
R.V.'S
|
||||||
|
RAPHAELITE
|
||||||
|
RICARDO
|
||||||
|
RITA
|
||||||
|
Rom
|
||||||
|
Roni
|
||||||
|
SAGAN
|
||||||
|
SANFORIZE
|
||||||
|
SCHROON
|
||||||
|
SCIENTOLOGIST
|
||||||
|
SERBO
|
||||||
|
SHOPLIFT
|
||||||
|
SINATRA
|
||||||
|
SKEE
|
||||||
|
SODOMIZE
|
||||||
|
SONTAG
|
||||||
|
STREEP
|
||||||
|
Safeway
|
||||||
|
Slezak
|
||||||
|
Spandex
|
||||||
|
T.V
|
||||||
|
TACO
|
||||||
|
TAILFINS
|
||||||
|
TALLULAH
|
||||||
|
TINA
|
||||||
|
TRANSSEXUAL
|
||||||
|
TRYNEL
|
||||||
|
Tenafly
|
||||||
|
Tex
|
||||||
|
Th
|
||||||
|
Tylenol
|
||||||
|
Uh
|
||||||
|
VASELINE
|
||||||
|
VELVEETA
|
||||||
|
WESSON
|
||||||
|
YEH
|
||||||
|
YUBBA
|
||||||
|
Yum
|
||||||
|
ZIPPY
|
||||||
|
Zippy
|
||||||
|
Zippy's
|
||||||
|
barbequeued
|
||||||
|
chr
|
||||||
|
co
|
||||||
|
cranial
|
||||||
|
creme
|
||||||
|
devalue
|
||||||
|
disco
|
||||||
|
donut
|
||||||
|
donuts
|
||||||
|
dusenjet
|
||||||
|
einem
|
||||||
|
einige
|
||||||
|
frolicking
|
||||||
|
fuschia
|
||||||
|
gladiatoren
|
||||||
|
gothic
|
||||||
|
graphisticator
|
||||||
|
hors
|
||||||
|
houseboy
|
||||||
|
ich
|
||||||
|
im
|
||||||
|
jahr
|
||||||
|
kidnapped
|
||||||
|
lande
|
||||||
|
laundromat
|
||||||
|
laundromats
|
||||||
|
lesbian
|
||||||
|
li'l
|
||||||
|
manicurist
|
||||||
|
matic
|
||||||
|
meatball
|
||||||
|
meltdown
|
||||||
|
naugahide
|
||||||
|
obstetrician
|
||||||
|
poindexter
|
||||||
|
pre
|
||||||
|
psilocybin
|
||||||
|
quaaludes
|
||||||
|
quadrophonic
|
||||||
|
rieche
|
||||||
|
s'posed
|
||||||
|
scientology
|
||||||
|
skintight
|
||||||
|
skydiving
|
||||||
|
solarium
|
||||||
|
spielen
|
||||||
|
telex
|
||||||
|
th
|
||||||
|
th'HOLIDAY
|
||||||
|
th'MAMBO
|
||||||
|
th'RAIN
|
||||||
|
th'WRENCH
|
||||||
|
th'cute
|
||||||
|
thru
|
||||||
|
thumbtack
|
||||||
|
uh
|
||||||
|
um
|
||||||
|
urinate
|
||||||
|
vaseline
|
||||||
|
vor
|
||||||
|
zzzzzzzzz
|
||||||
9
games/fortune/fortune/Makefile
Normal file
9
games/fortune/fortune/Makefile
Normal file
|
|
@ -0,0 +1,9 @@
|
||||||
|
# $NetBSD: Makefile,v 1.12 2009/08/27 03:12:16 dholland Exp $
|
||||||
|
# @(#)Makefile 8.1 (Berkeley) 5/31/93
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
PROG= fortune
|
||||||
|
MAN= fortune.6
|
||||||
|
CPPFLAGS+= -I${.CURDIR}/../strfile
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
.include "../../Makefile.inc"
|
||||||
|
.include <bsd.prog.mk>
|
||||||
183
games/fortune/fortune/fortune.6
Normal file
183
games/fortune/fortune/fortune.6
Normal file
|
|
@ -0,0 +1,183 @@
|
||||||
|
.\" $NetBSD: fortune.6,v 1.13 2012/08/04 22:29:59 jdf Exp $
|
||||||
|
.\"
|
||||||
|
.\" Copyright (c) 1985, 1991, 1993
|
||||||
|
.\" The Regents of the University of California. All rights reserved.
|
||||||
|
.\"
|
||||||
|
.\" This code is derived from software contributed to Berkeley by
|
||||||
|
.\" Ken Arnold.
|
||||||
|
.\"
|
||||||
|
.\" Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without
|
||||||
|
.\" modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions
|
||||||
|
.\" are met:
|
||||||
|
.\" 1. Redistributions of source code must retain the above copyright
|
||||||
|
.\" notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer.
|
||||||
|
.\" 2. Redistributions in binary form must reproduce the above copyright
|
||||||
|
.\" notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer in the
|
||||||
|
.\" documentation and/or other materials provided with the distribution.
|
||||||
|
.\" 3. Neither the name of the University nor the names of its contributors
|
||||||
|
.\" may be used to endorse or promote products derived from this software
|
||||||
|
.\" without specific prior written permission.
|
||||||
|
.\"
|
||||||
|
.\" THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED BY THE REGENTS AND CONTRIBUTORS ``AS IS'' AND
|
||||||
|
.\" ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE
|
||||||
|
.\" IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE
|
||||||
|
.\" ARE DISCLAIMED. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE REGENTS OR CONTRIBUTORS BE LIABLE
|
||||||
|
.\" FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR CONSEQUENTIAL
|
||||||
|
.\" DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS
|
||||||
|
.\" OR SERVICES; LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS; OR BUSINESS INTERRUPTION)
|
||||||
|
.\" HOWEVER CAUSED AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY, WHETHER IN CONTRACT, STRICT
|
||||||
|
.\" LIABILITY, OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR OTHERWISE) ARISING IN ANY WAY
|
||||||
|
.\" OUT OF THE USE OF THIS SOFTWARE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF
|
||||||
|
.\" SUCH DAMAGE.
|
||||||
|
.\"
|
||||||
|
.\" @(#)fortune.6 8.3 (Berkeley) 4/19/94
|
||||||
|
.\"
|
||||||
|
.Dd September 9, 2004
|
||||||
|
.Dt FORTUNE 6
|
||||||
|
.Os
|
||||||
|
.Sh NAME
|
||||||
|
.Nm fortune
|
||||||
|
.Nd print a random, hopefully interesting, adage
|
||||||
|
.Sh SYNOPSIS
|
||||||
|
.Nm
|
||||||
|
.Op Fl aefilosw
|
||||||
|
.Op Fl m Ar pattern
|
||||||
|
.Oo
|
||||||
|
.Op Ar N%
|
||||||
|
.Ar file/dir/all
|
||||||
|
.Oc
|
||||||
|
.Sh DESCRIPTION
|
||||||
|
When
|
||||||
|
.Nm
|
||||||
|
is run with no arguments it prints out a random epigram.
|
||||||
|
Epigrams are divided into several categories, where each category
|
||||||
|
is subdivided into those which are potentially offensive and those
|
||||||
|
which are not.
|
||||||
|
The options are as follows:
|
||||||
|
.Bl -tag -width flag
|
||||||
|
.It Fl a
|
||||||
|
Choose from all lists of maxims, both offensive and not.
|
||||||
|
(See the
|
||||||
|
.Fl o
|
||||||
|
option for more information on offensive fortunes.)
|
||||||
|
.It Fl e
|
||||||
|
Consider all fortune files to be of equal size (see discussion below
|
||||||
|
on multiple files).
|
||||||
|
.It Fl f
|
||||||
|
Print out the list of files which would be searched, but don't
|
||||||
|
print a fortune.
|
||||||
|
.It Fl i
|
||||||
|
Ignore case for
|
||||||
|
.Fl m
|
||||||
|
patterns.
|
||||||
|
.It Fl l
|
||||||
|
Long dictums only.
|
||||||
|
.It Fl m Ar pattern
|
||||||
|
Print out all fortunes which match the regular expression
|
||||||
|
.Ar pattern .
|
||||||
|
See
|
||||||
|
.Xr regex 3
|
||||||
|
for a description of patterns.
|
||||||
|
.It Fl o
|
||||||
|
Choose only from potentially offensive aphorisms.
|
||||||
|
.Bf -symbolic
|
||||||
|
Please, please, please request a potentially offensive fortune if and
|
||||||
|
only if you believe, deep down in your heart, that you are willing
|
||||||
|
to be offended.
|
||||||
|
(And that if you are, you'll just quit using
|
||||||
|
.Fl o
|
||||||
|
rather than give us grief about it, okay?)
|
||||||
|
.Ef
|
||||||
|
.Bd -filled -offset indent
|
||||||
|
\&... let us keep in mind the basic governing philosophy
|
||||||
|
of The Brotherhood, as handsomely summarized in these words:
|
||||||
|
we believe in healthy, hearty laughter -- at the expense of
|
||||||
|
the whole human race, if needs be.
|
||||||
|
Needs be.
|
||||||
|
.Ed
|
||||||
|
.Bd -filled -offset indent-two -compact
|
||||||
|
--H. Allen Smith, "Rude Jokes"
|
||||||
|
.Ed
|
||||||
|
.It Fl s
|
||||||
|
Short apothegms only.
|
||||||
|
.It Fl w
|
||||||
|
Wait before termination for an amount of time calculated from the
|
||||||
|
number of characters in the message.
|
||||||
|
This is useful if it is executed as part of the logout procedure
|
||||||
|
to guarantee that the message can be read before the screen is cleared.
|
||||||
|
.El
|
||||||
|
.Pp
|
||||||
|
The user may specify alternative sayings.
|
||||||
|
You can specify a specific file, a directory which contains one or
|
||||||
|
more files, or the special word
|
||||||
|
.Em all ,
|
||||||
|
which says to use all the standard databases.
|
||||||
|
Any of these may be preceded by a percentage, which is a number
|
||||||
|
.Ar N
|
||||||
|
between 0 and 100 inclusive, followed by a
|
||||||
|
.Sq %
|
||||||
|
character.
|
||||||
|
If it is, there will be an
|
||||||
|
.Ar N
|
||||||
|
percent probability that an adage will be picked from that file
|
||||||
|
or directory.
|
||||||
|
If the percentages do not sum to 100, and there are specifications
|
||||||
|
without percentages, the remaining percent will apply to those files
|
||||||
|
and/or directories, in which case the probability of selecting from
|
||||||
|
one of them will be based on their relative sizes.
|
||||||
|
.Pp
|
||||||
|
As an example, given two databases
|
||||||
|
.Em funny
|
||||||
|
and
|
||||||
|
.Em not-funny ,
|
||||||
|
with
|
||||||
|
.Em funny
|
||||||
|
twice as big, saying
|
||||||
|
.Bd -literal -offset indent
|
||||||
|
$ fortune funny not-funny
|
||||||
|
.Ed
|
||||||
|
.Pp
|
||||||
|
will get you fortunes out of
|
||||||
|
.Em funny
|
||||||
|
two-thirds of the time.
|
||||||
|
The command
|
||||||
|
.Bd -literal -offset indent
|
||||||
|
$ fortune 90% funny 10% not-funny
|
||||||
|
.Ed
|
||||||
|
.Pp
|
||||||
|
will pick out 90% of its fortunes from
|
||||||
|
.Em funny
|
||||||
|
(the
|
||||||
|
.Dq 10%
|
||||||
|
is unnecessary, since 10% is all that's left).
|
||||||
|
The
|
||||||
|
.Fl e
|
||||||
|
option says to consider all files equal; thus
|
||||||
|
.Bd -literal -offset indent
|
||||||
|
$ fortune -e
|
||||||
|
.Ed
|
||||||
|
.Pp
|
||||||
|
is equivalent to
|
||||||
|
.Bd -literal -offset indent
|
||||||
|
$ fortune 50% funny 50% not-funny
|
||||||
|
.Ed
|
||||||
|
.Pp
|
||||||
|
Datafiles for
|
||||||
|
.Nm
|
||||||
|
are created by the
|
||||||
|
.Xr strfile 8
|
||||||
|
utility, which is not installed by default,
|
||||||
|
The source code for this utility
|
||||||
|
can be found in
|
||||||
|
.Pa /usr/src/games/fortune/strfile ,
|
||||||
|
if it exists.
|
||||||
|
.Sh FILES
|
||||||
|
.Bl -tag -width XX/usr/share/games/fortune/*XX -compact
|
||||||
|
.It Pa /usr/share/games/fortune/*
|
||||||
|
Fortune files.
|
||||||
|
.El
|
||||||
|
.Sh SEE ALSO
|
||||||
|
.Xr regex 3 ,
|
||||||
|
.Xr random 6 ,
|
||||||
|
.Xr rot13 6 ,
|
||||||
|
.Xr strfile 8
|
||||||
1360
games/fortune/fortune/fortune.c
Normal file
1360
games/fortune/fortune/fortune.c
Normal file
File diff suppressed because it is too large
Load diff
34
games/fortune/fortune/pathnames.h
Normal file
34
games/fortune/fortune/pathnames.h
Normal file
|
|
@ -0,0 +1,34 @@
|
||||||
|
/* $NetBSD: pathnames.h,v 1.4 2003/08/07 09:37:14 agc Exp $ */
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
/*-
|
||||||
|
* Copyright (c) 1991, 1993
|
||||||
|
* The Regents of the University of California. All rights reserved.
|
||||||
|
*
|
||||||
|
* Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without
|
||||||
|
* modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions
|
||||||
|
* are met:
|
||||||
|
* 1. Redistributions of source code must retain the above copyright
|
||||||
|
* notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer.
|
||||||
|
* 2. Redistributions in binary form must reproduce the above copyright
|
||||||
|
* notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer in the
|
||||||
|
* documentation and/or other materials provided with the distribution.
|
||||||
|
* 3. Neither the name of the University nor the names of its contributors
|
||||||
|
* may be used to endorse or promote products derived from this software
|
||||||
|
* without specific prior written permission.
|
||||||
|
*
|
||||||
|
* THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED BY THE REGENTS AND CONTRIBUTORS ``AS IS'' AND
|
||||||
|
* ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE
|
||||||
|
* IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE
|
||||||
|
* ARE DISCLAIMED. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE REGENTS OR CONTRIBUTORS BE LIABLE
|
||||||
|
* FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR CONSEQUENTIAL
|
||||||
|
* DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS
|
||||||
|
* OR SERVICES; LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS; OR BUSINESS INTERRUPTION)
|
||||||
|
* HOWEVER CAUSED AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY, WHETHER IN CONTRACT, STRICT
|
||||||
|
* LIABILITY, OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR OTHERWISE) ARISING IN ANY WAY
|
||||||
|
* OUT OF THE USE OF THIS SOFTWARE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF
|
||||||
|
* SUCH DAMAGE.
|
||||||
|
*
|
||||||
|
* @(#)pathnames.h 8.1 (Berkeley) 5/31/93
|
||||||
|
*/
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
#define FORTDIR "/usr/share/games/fortune"
|
||||||
9
games/fortune/strfile/Makefile
Normal file
9
games/fortune/strfile/Makefile
Normal file
|
|
@ -0,0 +1,9 @@
|
||||||
|
# $NetBSD: Makefile,v 1.10 2008/09/26 18:56:43 apb Exp $
|
||||||
|
# @(#)Makefile 8.1 (Berkeley) 5/31/93
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
PROG= strfile
|
||||||
|
MAN= strfile.8
|
||||||
|
MLINKS= strfile.8 unstr.8
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
.include "../../Makefile.inc"
|
||||||
|
.include <bsd.prog.mk>
|
||||||
143
games/fortune/strfile/strfile.8
Normal file
143
games/fortune/strfile/strfile.8
Normal file
|
|
@ -0,0 +1,143 @@
|
||||||
|
.\" $NetBSD: strfile.8,v 1.16 2013/09/19 00:58:11 uwe Exp $
|
||||||
|
.\"
|
||||||
|
.\" Copyright (c) 1989, 1991, 1993
|
||||||
|
.\" The Regents of the University of California. All rights reserved.
|
||||||
|
.\"
|
||||||
|
.\" This code is derived from software contributed to Berkeley by
|
||||||
|
.\" Ken Arnold.
|
||||||
|
.\"
|
||||||
|
.\" Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without
|
||||||
|
.\" modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions
|
||||||
|
.\" are met:
|
||||||
|
.\" 1. Redistributions of source code must retain the above copyright
|
||||||
|
.\" notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer.
|
||||||
|
.\" 2. Redistributions in binary form must reproduce the above copyright
|
||||||
|
.\" notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer in the
|
||||||
|
.\" documentation and/or other materials provided with the distribution.
|
||||||
|
.\" 3. Neither the name of the University nor the names of its contributors
|
||||||
|
.\" may be used to endorse or promote products derived from this software
|
||||||
|
.\" without specific prior written permission.
|
||||||
|
.\"
|
||||||
|
.\" THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED BY THE REGENTS AND CONTRIBUTORS ``AS IS'' AND
|
||||||
|
.\" ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE
|
||||||
|
.\" IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE
|
||||||
|
.\" ARE DISCLAIMED. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE REGENTS OR CONTRIBUTORS BE LIABLE
|
||||||
|
.\" FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR CONSEQUENTIAL
|
||||||
|
.\" DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS
|
||||||
|
.\" OR SERVICES; LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS; OR BUSINESS INTERRUPTION)
|
||||||
|
.\" HOWEVER CAUSED AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY, WHETHER IN CONTRACT, STRICT
|
||||||
|
.\" LIABILITY, OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR OTHERWISE) ARISING IN ANY WAY
|
||||||
|
.\" OUT OF THE USE OF THIS SOFTWARE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF
|
||||||
|
.\" SUCH DAMAGE.
|
||||||
|
.\"
|
||||||
|
.\" @(#)strfile.8 8.1 (Berkeley) 6/9/93
|
||||||
|
.\"
|
||||||
|
.Dd January 17, 2010
|
||||||
|
.Dt STRFILE 8
|
||||||
|
.Os
|
||||||
|
.Sh NAME
|
||||||
|
.Nm strfile ,
|
||||||
|
.Nm unstr
|
||||||
|
.Nd "create a random access file for storing strings"
|
||||||
|
.Sh SYNOPSIS
|
||||||
|
.Nm
|
||||||
|
.Op Fl iorsx
|
||||||
|
.Op Fl c Ar char
|
||||||
|
.Ar source_file
|
||||||
|
.Op Ar output_file
|
||||||
|
.Nm unstr
|
||||||
|
.Ar source_file
|
||||||
|
.Sh DESCRIPTION
|
||||||
|
.Nm
|
||||||
|
reads a file containing groups of lines separated by a line containing
|
||||||
|
a single percent
|
||||||
|
.Ql \&%
|
||||||
|
sign and creates a data file which contains
|
||||||
|
a header structure and a table of file offsets for each group of lines.
|
||||||
|
This allows random access of the strings.
|
||||||
|
.Pp
|
||||||
|
The output file, if not specified on the command line, is named
|
||||||
|
.Ar source_file Ns Sy .dat .
|
||||||
|
.Pp
|
||||||
|
The options are as follows:
|
||||||
|
.Bl -tag -width "-c char"
|
||||||
|
.It Fl c Ar char
|
||||||
|
Change the delimiting character from the percent sign to
|
||||||
|
.Ar char .
|
||||||
|
.It Fl i
|
||||||
|
Ignore case when ordering the strings.
|
||||||
|
.It Fl o
|
||||||
|
Order the strings in alphabetical order.
|
||||||
|
The offset table will be sorted in the alphabetical order of the
|
||||||
|
groups of lines referenced.
|
||||||
|
Any initial non-alphanumeric characters are ignored.
|
||||||
|
This option causes the
|
||||||
|
.Dv STR_ORDERED
|
||||||
|
bit in the header
|
||||||
|
.Fa str_flags
|
||||||
|
field to be set.
|
||||||
|
.It Fl r
|
||||||
|
Randomize access to the strings.
|
||||||
|
Entries in the offset table will be randomly ordered.
|
||||||
|
This option causes the
|
||||||
|
.Dv STR_RANDOM
|
||||||
|
bit in the header
|
||||||
|
.Fa str_flags
|
||||||
|
field to be set.
|
||||||
|
.It Fl s
|
||||||
|
Run silently; don't give a summary message when finished.
|
||||||
|
.It Fl x
|
||||||
|
Note that each alphabetic character in the groups of lines is rotated
|
||||||
|
13 positions in a simple caesar cipher.
|
||||||
|
This option causes the
|
||||||
|
.Dv STR_ROTATED
|
||||||
|
bit in the header
|
||||||
|
.Fa str_flags
|
||||||
|
field to be set.
|
||||||
|
.El
|
||||||
|
.Pp
|
||||||
|
The format of the header is:
|
||||||
|
.Bd -literal -offset indent
|
||||||
|
#define VERSION 1
|
||||||
|
unsigned long str_version; /* version number */
|
||||||
|
unsigned long str_numstr; /* # of strings in the file */
|
||||||
|
unsigned long str_longlen; /* length of longest string */
|
||||||
|
unsigned long str_shortlen; /* length of shortest string */
|
||||||
|
#define STR_RANDOM 0x1 /* randomized pointers */
|
||||||
|
#define STR_ORDERED 0x2 /* ordered pointers */
|
||||||
|
#define STR_ROTATED 0x4 /* rot-13'd text */
|
||||||
|
unsigned long str_flags; /* bit field for flags */
|
||||||
|
char str_delim; /* delimiting character */
|
||||||
|
.Ed
|
||||||
|
.Pp
|
||||||
|
All fields are written in big-endian byte order.
|
||||||
|
.Pp
|
||||||
|
The purpose of
|
||||||
|
.Nm unstr
|
||||||
|
is to undo the work of
|
||||||
|
.Nm .
|
||||||
|
It prints out the strings contained in the file
|
||||||
|
.Ar source_file
|
||||||
|
in the order that they are listed in the header file
|
||||||
|
.Ar source_file Ns Sy .dat
|
||||||
|
to standard output.
|
||||||
|
It is possible to create sorted versions of input files by using
|
||||||
|
.Fl o
|
||||||
|
when
|
||||||
|
.Nm
|
||||||
|
is run and then using
|
||||||
|
.Nm unstr
|
||||||
|
to dump them out in the table order.
|
||||||
|
.Sh FILES
|
||||||
|
.Bl -tag -width strfile.out -compact
|
||||||
|
.It Pa strfile.dat
|
||||||
|
default output file.
|
||||||
|
.El
|
||||||
|
.Sh SEE ALSO
|
||||||
|
.Xr byteorder 3 ,
|
||||||
|
.Xr fortune 6
|
||||||
|
.Sh HISTORY
|
||||||
|
The
|
||||||
|
.Nm
|
||||||
|
utility first appeared in
|
||||||
|
.Bx 4.4 .
|
||||||
476
games/fortune/strfile/strfile.c
Normal file
476
games/fortune/strfile/strfile.c
Normal file
|
|
@ -0,0 +1,476 @@
|
||||||
|
/* $NetBSD: strfile.c,v 1.38 2013/09/19 00:34:00 uwe Exp $ */
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
/*-
|
||||||
|
* Copyright (c) 1989, 1993
|
||||||
|
* The Regents of the University of California. All rights reserved.
|
||||||
|
*
|
||||||
|
* This code is derived from software contributed to Berkeley by
|
||||||
|
* Ken Arnold.
|
||||||
|
*
|
||||||
|
* Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without
|
||||||
|
* modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions
|
||||||
|
* are met:
|
||||||
|
* 1. Redistributions of source code must retain the above copyright
|
||||||
|
* notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer.
|
||||||
|
* 2. Redistributions in binary form must reproduce the above copyright
|
||||||
|
* notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer in the
|
||||||
|
* documentation and/or other materials provided with the distribution.
|
||||||
|
* 3. Neither the name of the University nor the names of its contributors
|
||||||
|
* may be used to endorse or promote products derived from this software
|
||||||
|
* without specific prior written permission.
|
||||||
|
*
|
||||||
|
* THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED BY THE REGENTS AND CONTRIBUTORS ``AS IS'' AND
|
||||||
|
* ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE
|
||||||
|
* IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE
|
||||||
|
* ARE DISCLAIMED. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE REGENTS OR CONTRIBUTORS BE LIABLE
|
||||||
|
* FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR CONSEQUENTIAL
|
||||||
|
* DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS
|
||||||
|
* OR SERVICES; LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS; OR BUSINESS INTERRUPTION)
|
||||||
|
* HOWEVER CAUSED AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY, WHETHER IN CONTRACT, STRICT
|
||||||
|
* LIABILITY, OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR OTHERWISE) ARISING IN ANY WAY
|
||||||
|
* OUT OF THE USE OF THIS SOFTWARE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF
|
||||||
|
* SUCH DAMAGE.
|
||||||
|
*/
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
#if HAVE_NBTOOL_CONFIG_H
|
||||||
|
#include "nbtool_config.h"
|
||||||
|
#endif
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
#ifdef __NetBSD__
|
||||||
|
#include <sys/cdefs.h>
|
||||||
|
#ifndef lint
|
||||||
|
__COPYRIGHT("@(#) Copyright (c) 1989, 1993\
|
||||||
|
The Regents of the University of California. All rights reserved.");
|
||||||
|
#endif /* not lint */
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
#ifndef lint
|
||||||
|
#if 0
|
||||||
|
static char sccsid[] = "@(#)strfile.c 8.1 (Berkeley) 5/31/93";
|
||||||
|
#else
|
||||||
|
__RCSID("$NetBSD: strfile.c,v 1.38 2013/09/19 00:34:00 uwe Exp $");
|
||||||
|
#endif
|
||||||
|
#endif /* not lint */
|
||||||
|
#endif /* __NetBSD__ */
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
#include <sys/types.h>
|
||||||
|
#include <sys/param.h>
|
||||||
|
#include <ctype.h>
|
||||||
|
#include <stdio.h>
|
||||||
|
#include <stdlib.h>
|
||||||
|
#include <string.h>
|
||||||
|
#include <time.h>
|
||||||
|
#include <unistd.h>
|
||||||
|
#include <inttypes.h>
|
||||||
|
#include <err.h>
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
#include "strfile.h"
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
#ifndef MAXPATHLEN
|
||||||
|
#define MAXPATHLEN 1024
|
||||||
|
#endif /* MAXPATHLEN */
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
/*
|
||||||
|
* This program takes a file composed of strings separated by
|
||||||
|
* lines starting with two consecutive delimiting character (default
|
||||||
|
* character is '%') and creates another file which consists of a table
|
||||||
|
* describing the file (structure from "strfile.h"), a table of seek
|
||||||
|
* pointers to the start of the strings, and the strings, each terminated
|
||||||
|
* by a null byte. Usage:
|
||||||
|
*
|
||||||
|
* % strfile [-iorsx] [ -cC ] sourcefile [ datafile ]
|
||||||
|
*
|
||||||
|
* c - Change delimiting character from '%' to 'C'
|
||||||
|
* s - Silent. Give no summary of data processed at the end of
|
||||||
|
* the run.
|
||||||
|
* o - order the strings in alphabetic order
|
||||||
|
* i - if ordering, ignore case
|
||||||
|
* r - randomize the order of the strings
|
||||||
|
* x - set rotated bit
|
||||||
|
*
|
||||||
|
* Ken Arnold Sept. 7, 1978 --
|
||||||
|
*
|
||||||
|
* Added ordering options.
|
||||||
|
*/
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
# define STORING_PTRS (Oflag || Rflag)
|
||||||
|
# define CHUNKSIZE 512
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
# define ALLOC(ptr,sz) do { \
|
||||||
|
if (ptr == NULL) \
|
||||||
|
ptr = malloc(CHUNKSIZE * sizeof *ptr); \
|
||||||
|
else if (((sz) + 1) % CHUNKSIZE == 0) \
|
||||||
|
ptr = realloc(ptr, ((sz) + CHUNKSIZE) * sizeof *ptr); \
|
||||||
|
if (ptr == NULL) \
|
||||||
|
err(1, "out of space"); \
|
||||||
|
} while (0)
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
typedef struct {
|
||||||
|
char first;
|
||||||
|
off_t pos;
|
||||||
|
} STR;
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
static char *Infile = NULL; /* input file name */
|
||||||
|
static char Outfile[MAXPATHLEN] = ""; /* output file name */
|
||||||
|
static char Delimch = '%'; /* delimiting character */
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
static int Sflag = 0; /* silent run flag */
|
||||||
|
static int Oflag = 0; /* ordering flag */
|
||||||
|
static int Iflag = 0; /* ignore case flag */
|
||||||
|
static int Rflag = 0; /* randomize order flag */
|
||||||
|
static int Xflag = 0; /* set rotated bit */
|
||||||
|
static long Num_pts = 0; /* number of pointers/strings */
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
static off_t *Seekpts;
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
static FILE *Sort_1, *Sort_2; /* pointers for sorting */
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
static STRFILE Tbl; /* statistics table */
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
static STR *Firstch; /* first chars of each string */
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
static uint32_t h2nl(uint32_t h);
|
||||||
|
static void getargs(int argc, char **argv);
|
||||||
|
static void usage(void) __dead;
|
||||||
|
static void add_offset(FILE *fp, off_t off);
|
||||||
|
static void do_order(void);
|
||||||
|
static int cmp_str(const void *vp1, const void *vp2);
|
||||||
|
static void randomize(void);
|
||||||
|
static void fwrite_be_offt(off_t off, FILE *f);
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
/*
|
||||||
|
* main:
|
||||||
|
* Drive the sucker. There are two main modes -- either we store
|
||||||
|
* the seek pointers, if the table is to be sorted or randomized,
|
||||||
|
* or we write the pointer directly to the file, if we are to stay
|
||||||
|
* in file order. If the former, we allocate and re-allocate in
|
||||||
|
* CHUNKSIZE blocks; if the latter, we just write each pointer,
|
||||||
|
* and then seek back to the beginning to write in the table.
|
||||||
|
*/
|
||||||
|
int
|
||||||
|
main(int ac, char **av)
|
||||||
|
{
|
||||||
|
char *sp, dc;
|
||||||
|
FILE *inf, *outf;
|
||||||
|
off_t last_off, length, pos;
|
||||||
|
int first;
|
||||||
|
char *nsp;
|
||||||
|
STR *fp;
|
||||||
|
static char string[257];
|
||||||
|
long i;
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
/* sanity test */
|
||||||
|
if (sizeof(uint32_t) != 4)
|
||||||
|
errx(1, "sizeof(uint32_t) != 4");
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
getargs(ac, av); /* evalute arguments */
|
||||||
|
dc = Delimch;
|
||||||
|
if ((inf = fopen(Infile, "r")) == NULL)
|
||||||
|
err(1, "open `%s'", Infile);
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
if ((outf = fopen(Outfile, "w")) == NULL)
|
||||||
|
err(1, "open `%s'", Outfile);
|
||||||
|
if (!STORING_PTRS)
|
||||||
|
(void) fseek(outf, sizeof Tbl, SEEK_SET);
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
/*
|
||||||
|
* Write the strings onto the file
|
||||||
|
*/
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
Tbl.str_longlen = 0;
|
||||||
|
Tbl.str_shortlen = (unsigned int) 0x7fffffff;
|
||||||
|
Tbl.str_delim = dc;
|
||||||
|
Tbl.str_version = VERSION;
|
||||||
|
first = Oflag;
|
||||||
|
add_offset(outf, ftell(inf));
|
||||||
|
last_off = 0;
|
||||||
|
do {
|
||||||
|
sp = fgets(string, 256, inf);
|
||||||
|
if (sp == NULL || (sp[0] == dc && sp[1] == '\n')) {
|
||||||
|
pos = ftell(inf);
|
||||||
|
length = pos - last_off - (sp ? strlen(sp) : 0);
|
||||||
|
last_off = pos;
|
||||||
|
if (!length)
|
||||||
|
continue;
|
||||||
|
add_offset(outf, pos);
|
||||||
|
if ((off_t)Tbl.str_longlen < length)
|
||||||
|
Tbl.str_longlen = length;
|
||||||
|
if ((off_t)Tbl.str_shortlen > length)
|
||||||
|
Tbl.str_shortlen = length;
|
||||||
|
first = Oflag;
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
else if (first) {
|
||||||
|
for (nsp = sp; !isalnum((unsigned char)*nsp); nsp++)
|
||||||
|
continue;
|
||||||
|
ALLOC(Firstch, Num_pts);
|
||||||
|
fp = &Firstch[Num_pts - 1];
|
||||||
|
if (Iflag && isupper((unsigned char)*nsp))
|
||||||
|
fp->first = tolower((unsigned char)*nsp);
|
||||||
|
else
|
||||||
|
fp->first = *nsp;
|
||||||
|
fp->pos = Seekpts[Num_pts - 1];
|
||||||
|
first = 0;
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
} while (sp != NULL);
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
/*
|
||||||
|
* write the tables in
|
||||||
|
*/
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
(void) fclose(inf);
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
if (Oflag)
|
||||||
|
do_order();
|
||||||
|
else if (Rflag)
|
||||||
|
randomize();
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
if (Xflag)
|
||||||
|
Tbl.str_flags |= STR_ROTATED;
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
if (!Sflag) {
|
||||||
|
printf("\"%s\" created\n", Outfile);
|
||||||
|
if (Num_pts == 2)
|
||||||
|
puts("There was 1 string");
|
||||||
|
else
|
||||||
|
printf("There were %d strings\n", (int)(Num_pts - 1));
|
||||||
|
printf("Longest string: %lu byte%s\n", (unsigned long)Tbl.str_longlen,
|
||||||
|
Tbl.str_longlen == 1 ? "" : "s");
|
||||||
|
printf("Shortest string: %lu byte%s\n", (unsigned long)Tbl.str_shortlen,
|
||||||
|
Tbl.str_shortlen == 1 ? "" : "s");
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
(void) fseek(outf, (off_t) 0, SEEK_SET);
|
||||||
|
Tbl.str_version = h2nl(Tbl.str_version);
|
||||||
|
Tbl.str_numstr = h2nl(Num_pts - 1);
|
||||||
|
Tbl.str_longlen = h2nl(Tbl.str_longlen);
|
||||||
|
Tbl.str_shortlen = h2nl(Tbl.str_shortlen);
|
||||||
|
Tbl.str_flags = h2nl(Tbl.str_flags);
|
||||||
|
(void) fwrite((char *) &Tbl, sizeof Tbl, 1, outf);
|
||||||
|
if (STORING_PTRS) {
|
||||||
|
for (i = 0; i < Num_pts; i++)
|
||||||
|
fwrite_be_offt(Seekpts[i], outf);
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
fflush(outf);
|
||||||
|
if (ferror(outf))
|
||||||
|
err(1, "fwrite %s", Outfile);
|
||||||
|
(void) fclose(outf);
|
||||||
|
exit(0);
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
/*
|
||||||
|
* This routine evaluates arguments from the command line
|
||||||
|
*/
|
||||||
|
static void
|
||||||
|
getargs(int argc, char **argv)
|
||||||
|
{
|
||||||
|
int ch;
|
||||||
|
extern int optind;
|
||||||
|
extern char *optarg;
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
while ((ch = getopt(argc, argv, "c:iorsx")) != -1)
|
||||||
|
switch(ch) {
|
||||||
|
case 'c': /* new delimiting char */
|
||||||
|
Delimch = *optarg;
|
||||||
|
if (!isascii(Delimch)) {
|
||||||
|
printf("bad delimiting character: '\\%o\n'",
|
||||||
|
Delimch);
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
break;
|
||||||
|
case 'i': /* ignore case in ordering */
|
||||||
|
Iflag++;
|
||||||
|
break;
|
||||||
|
case 'o': /* order strings */
|
||||||
|
Oflag++;
|
||||||
|
break;
|
||||||
|
case 'r': /* randomize pointers */
|
||||||
|
Rflag++;
|
||||||
|
break;
|
||||||
|
case 's': /* silent */
|
||||||
|
Sflag++;
|
||||||
|
break;
|
||||||
|
case 'x': /* set the rotated bit */
|
||||||
|
Xflag++;
|
||||||
|
break;
|
||||||
|
case '?':
|
||||||
|
default:
|
||||||
|
usage();
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
argv += optind;
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
if (*argv) {
|
||||||
|
Infile = *argv;
|
||||||
|
if (*++argv)
|
||||||
|
(void) strcpy(Outfile, *argv);
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
if (!Infile) {
|
||||||
|
puts("No input file name");
|
||||||
|
usage();
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
if (*Outfile == '\0') {
|
||||||
|
(void) strcpy(Outfile, Infile);
|
||||||
|
(void) strcat(Outfile, ".dat");
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
static void
|
||||||
|
usage(void)
|
||||||
|
{
|
||||||
|
(void) fprintf(stderr,
|
||||||
|
"Usage: %s [-iorsx] [-c char] sourcefile [datafile]\n",
|
||||||
|
getprogname());
|
||||||
|
exit(1);
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
/*
|
||||||
|
* add_offset:
|
||||||
|
* Add an offset to the list, or write it out, as appropriate.
|
||||||
|
*/
|
||||||
|
static void
|
||||||
|
add_offset(FILE *fp, off_t off)
|
||||||
|
{
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
if (!STORING_PTRS) {
|
||||||
|
fwrite_be_offt(off, fp);
|
||||||
|
} else {
|
||||||
|
ALLOC(Seekpts, Num_pts + 1);
|
||||||
|
Seekpts[Num_pts] = off;
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
Num_pts++;
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
/*
|
||||||
|
* do_order:
|
||||||
|
* Order the strings alphabetically (possibly ignoring case).
|
||||||
|
*/
|
||||||
|
static void
|
||||||
|
do_order(void)
|
||||||
|
{
|
||||||
|
int i;
|
||||||
|
off_t *lp;
|
||||||
|
STR *fp;
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
Sort_1 = fopen(Infile, "r");
|
||||||
|
Sort_2 = fopen(Infile, "r");
|
||||||
|
qsort((char *) Firstch, (int) Tbl.str_numstr, sizeof *Firstch, cmp_str);
|
||||||
|
i = Tbl.str_numstr;
|
||||||
|
lp = Seekpts;
|
||||||
|
fp = Firstch;
|
||||||
|
while (i--)
|
||||||
|
*lp++ = fp++->pos;
|
||||||
|
(void) fclose(Sort_1);
|
||||||
|
(void) fclose(Sort_2);
|
||||||
|
Tbl.str_flags |= STR_ORDERED;
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
static int
|
||||||
|
cmp_str(const void *vp1, const void *vp2)
|
||||||
|
{
|
||||||
|
const STR *p1, *p2;
|
||||||
|
int c1, c2;
|
||||||
|
int n1, n2;
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
p1 = (const STR *)vp1;
|
||||||
|
p2 = (const STR *)vp2;
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
# define SET_N(nf,ch) (nf = (ch == '\n'))
|
||||||
|
# define IS_END(ch,nf) (ch == Delimch && nf)
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
c1 = p1->first;
|
||||||
|
c2 = p2->first;
|
||||||
|
if (c1 != c2)
|
||||||
|
return c1 - c2;
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
(void) fseek(Sort_1, p1->pos, SEEK_SET);
|
||||||
|
(void) fseek(Sort_2, p2->pos, SEEK_SET);
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
n1 = 0;
|
||||||
|
n2 = 0;
|
||||||
|
while (!isalnum(c1 = getc(Sort_1)) && c1 != '\0')
|
||||||
|
SET_N(n1, c1);
|
||||||
|
while (!isalnum(c2 = getc(Sort_2)) && c2 != '\0')
|
||||||
|
SET_N(n2, c2);
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
while (!IS_END(c1, n1) && !IS_END(c2, n2)) {
|
||||||
|
if (Iflag) {
|
||||||
|
if (isupper(c1))
|
||||||
|
c1 = tolower(c1);
|
||||||
|
if (isupper(c2))
|
||||||
|
c2 = tolower(c2);
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
if (c1 != c2)
|
||||||
|
return c1 - c2;
|
||||||
|
SET_N(n1, c1);
|
||||||
|
SET_N(n2, c2);
|
||||||
|
c1 = getc(Sort_1);
|
||||||
|
c2 = getc(Sort_2);
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
if (IS_END(c1, n1))
|
||||||
|
c1 = 0;
|
||||||
|
if (IS_END(c2, n2))
|
||||||
|
c2 = 0;
|
||||||
|
return c1 - c2;
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
/*
|
||||||
|
* randomize:
|
||||||
|
* Randomize the order of the string table. We must be careful
|
||||||
|
* not to randomize across delimiter boundaries. All
|
||||||
|
* randomization is done within each block.
|
||||||
|
*/
|
||||||
|
static void
|
||||||
|
randomize(void)
|
||||||
|
{
|
||||||
|
int cnt, i;
|
||||||
|
off_t tmp;
|
||||||
|
off_t *sp;
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
srandom((int)(time(NULL) + getpid()));
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
Tbl.str_flags |= STR_RANDOM;
|
||||||
|
cnt = Tbl.str_numstr;
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
/*
|
||||||
|
* move things around randomly
|
||||||
|
*/
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
for (sp = Seekpts; cnt > 0; cnt--, sp++) {
|
||||||
|
i = random() % cnt;
|
||||||
|
tmp = sp[0];
|
||||||
|
sp[0] = sp[i];
|
||||||
|
sp[i] = tmp;
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
/*
|
||||||
|
* fwrite_be_offt:
|
||||||
|
* Write out the off paramater as a 64 bit big endian number
|
||||||
|
*/
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
static void
|
||||||
|
fwrite_be_offt(off_t off, FILE *f)
|
||||||
|
{
|
||||||
|
int i;
|
||||||
|
unsigned char c[8];
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
for (i = 7; i >= 0; i--) {
|
||||||
|
c[i] = off & 0xff;
|
||||||
|
off >>= 8;
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
fwrite(c, sizeof(c), 1, f);
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
static uint32_t
|
||||||
|
h2nl(uint32_t h)
|
||||||
|
{
|
||||||
|
unsigned char c[4];
|
||||||
|
uint32_t rv;
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
c[0] = (h >> 24) & 0xff;
|
||||||
|
c[1] = (h >> 16) & 0xff;
|
||||||
|
c[2] = (h >> 8) & 0xff;
|
||||||
|
c[3] = (h >> 0) & 0xff;
|
||||||
|
memcpy(&rv, c, sizeof rv);
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
return (rv);
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
54
games/fortune/strfile/strfile.h
Normal file
54
games/fortune/strfile/strfile.h
Normal file
|
|
@ -0,0 +1,54 @@
|
||||||
|
/* $NetBSD: strfile.h,v 1.7 2008/10/19 07:56:42 apb Exp $ */
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
/*-
|
||||||
|
* Copyright (c) 1991, 1993
|
||||||
|
* The Regents of the University of California. All rights reserved.
|
||||||
|
*
|
||||||
|
* This code is derived from software contributed to Berkeley by
|
||||||
|
* Ken Arnold.
|
||||||
|
*
|
||||||
|
* Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without
|
||||||
|
* modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions
|
||||||
|
* are met:
|
||||||
|
* 1. Redistributions of source code must retain the above copyright
|
||||||
|
* notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer.
|
||||||
|
* 2. Redistributions in binary form must reproduce the above copyright
|
||||||
|
* notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer in the
|
||||||
|
* documentation and/or other materials provided with the distribution.
|
||||||
|
* 3. Neither the name of the University nor the names of its contributors
|
||||||
|
* may be used to endorse or promote products derived from this software
|
||||||
|
* without specific prior written permission.
|
||||||
|
*
|
||||||
|
* THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED BY THE REGENTS AND CONTRIBUTORS ``AS IS'' AND
|
||||||
|
* ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE
|
||||||
|
* IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE
|
||||||
|
* ARE DISCLAIMED. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE REGENTS OR CONTRIBUTORS BE LIABLE
|
||||||
|
* FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR CONSEQUENTIAL
|
||||||
|
* DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS
|
||||||
|
* OR SERVICES; LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS; OR BUSINESS INTERRUPTION)
|
||||||
|
* HOWEVER CAUSED AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY, WHETHER IN CONTRACT, STRICT
|
||||||
|
* LIABILITY, OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR OTHERWISE) ARISING IN ANY WAY
|
||||||
|
* OUT OF THE USE OF THIS SOFTWARE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF
|
||||||
|
* SUCH DAMAGE.
|
||||||
|
*
|
||||||
|
* @(#)strfile.h 8.1 (Berkeley) 5/31/93
|
||||||
|
*/
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
#include <stdint.h>
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
#define STR_ENDSTRING(line,tbl) \
|
||||||
|
((line)[0] == (tbl).str_delim && (line)[1] == '\n')
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
typedef struct { /* information table */
|
||||||
|
#define VERSION 1
|
||||||
|
uint32_t str_version; /* version number */
|
||||||
|
uint32_t str_numstr; /* # of strings in the file */
|
||||||
|
uint32_t str_longlen; /* length of longest string */
|
||||||
|
uint32_t str_shortlen; /* length of shortest string */
|
||||||
|
#define STR_RANDOM 0x1 /* randomized pointers */
|
||||||
|
#define STR_ORDERED 0x2 /* ordered pointers */
|
||||||
|
#define STR_ROTATED 0x4 /* rot-13'd text */
|
||||||
|
uint32_t str_flags; /* bit field for flags */
|
||||||
|
unsigned char stuff[4]; /* long aligned space */
|
||||||
|
#define str_delim stuff[0] /* delimiting character */
|
||||||
|
} STRFILE;
|
||||||
11
games/fortune/tools/Do_spell
Normal file
11
games/fortune/tools/Do_spell
Normal file
|
|
@ -0,0 +1,11 @@
|
||||||
|
#!/bin/sh -
|
||||||
|
# $NetBSD: Do_spell,v 1.2 1995/03/23 08:28:50 cgd Exp $
|
||||||
|
#
|
||||||
|
# @(#)Do_spell 8.1 (Berkeley) 5/31/93
|
||||||
|
#
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
F=_spell.$$
|
||||||
|
echo $1
|
||||||
|
spell < $1 > $F
|
||||||
|
sort $F $1.sp.ok | uniq -u | column
|
||||||
|
rm -f $F
|
||||||
11
games/fortune/tools/Do_troff
Normal file
11
games/fortune/tools/Do_troff
Normal file
|
|
@ -0,0 +1,11 @@
|
||||||
|
#!/bin/csh -f
|
||||||
|
# $NetBSD: Do_troff,v 1.2 1995/03/23 08:28:52 cgd Exp $
|
||||||
|
#
|
||||||
|
# @(#)Do_troff 8.1 (Berkeley) 5/31/93
|
||||||
|
#
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
set file=$1
|
||||||
|
shift
|
||||||
|
( echo ".ds Se $file" ; cat Troff.mac ; sed -f Troff.sed $file ) | \
|
||||||
|
$* -me >& $file.tr
|
||||||
|
echo troff output in $file.tr
|
||||||
28
games/fortune/tools/Troff.mac
Normal file
28
games/fortune/tools/Troff.mac
Normal file
|
|
@ -0,0 +1,28 @@
|
||||||
|
.\" $NetBSD: Troff.mac,v 1.2 1995/03/23 08:28:53 cgd Exp $
|
||||||
|
.\"
|
||||||
|
.nr tp 8
|
||||||
|
.nr hm 3v
|
||||||
|
.nr fm 2v
|
||||||
|
.nr tm 5v
|
||||||
|
.nr bm 4v
|
||||||
|
.cs R
|
||||||
|
.sc
|
||||||
|
.sz 6
|
||||||
|
.ll +10n
|
||||||
|
.lt \n(.l
|
||||||
|
.de $h
|
||||||
|
.tl 'Fortune Database'\\*(Se'\*(td'
|
||||||
|
..
|
||||||
|
.de $f
|
||||||
|
.tl ''- % -''
|
||||||
|
..
|
||||||
|
.2c
|
||||||
|
.nf
|
||||||
|
.ta
|
||||||
|
.ta 8n 16n 24n 32n 40n 48n 56n 64n 72n 80n
|
||||||
|
.de %%
|
||||||
|
.sp .3
|
||||||
|
.ce
|
||||||
|
\(sq\|\(sq\|\(sq\|\(sq\|\(sq\|\(sq\|\(sq\|\(sq\|\(sq
|
||||||
|
.sp .2
|
||||||
|
..
|
||||||
13
games/fortune/tools/Troff.sed
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games/fortune/tools/Troff.sed
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/^['.]/s//\\\&&/
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/_a-squared cos 2(phi)/s//\\fIa\\fP\\u2\\d cos 2\\(*f/
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/\(.\)\(.\)/s//\\o_\1\2_/g
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/*/s//\\(bs/g
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games/fortune/tools/do_sort
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games/fortune/tools/do_sort
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#! /bin/sh
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# $NetBSD: do_sort,v 1.2 1995/03/23 08:28:54 cgd Exp $
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#
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# @(#)do_sort 8.1 (Berkeley) 5/31/93
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#
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# an aggressive little script for sorting the fortune files
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# depends on octal 02 and 03 not being anywhere in the files.
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%' | sed -e 's/^//' -e 's/$//' | tr '\3' '\12'
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games/fortune/unstr/Makefile
Normal file
10
games/fortune/unstr/Makefile
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# $NetBSD: Makefile,v 1.8 2008/09/26 18:56:43 apb Exp $
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PROG= unstr
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CPPFLAGS+= -I${.CURDIR}/../strfile
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.include "../../Makefile.inc"
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.include <bsd.prog.mk>
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147
games/fortune/unstr/unstr.c
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147
games/fortune/unstr/unstr.c
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/* $NetBSD: unstr.c,v 1.14 2012/06/19 05:46:08 dholland Exp $ */
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/*-
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* Copyright (c) 1991, 1993
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* The Regents of the University of California. All rights reserved.
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*
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* This code is derived from software contributed to Berkeley by
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* Ken Arnold.
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*
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* Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without
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* modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions
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* are met:
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* 1. Redistributions of source code must retain the above copyright
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* notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer.
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* 2. Redistributions in binary form must reproduce the above copyright
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* notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer in the
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* documentation and/or other materials provided with the distribution.
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* 3. Neither the name of the University nor the names of its contributors
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* may be used to endorse or promote products derived from this software
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* without specific prior written permission.
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*
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* THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED BY THE REGENTS AND CONTRIBUTORS ``AS IS'' AND
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* ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE
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* IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE
|
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* ARE DISCLAIMED. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE REGENTS OR CONTRIBUTORS BE LIABLE
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* FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR CONSEQUENTIAL
|
||||||
|
* DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS
|
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* OR SERVICES; LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS; OR BUSINESS INTERRUPTION)
|
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|
* HOWEVER CAUSED AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY, WHETHER IN CONTRACT, STRICT
|
||||||
|
* LIABILITY, OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR OTHERWISE) ARISING IN ANY WAY
|
||||||
|
* OUT OF THE USE OF THIS SOFTWARE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF
|
||||||
|
* SUCH DAMAGE.
|
||||||
|
*/
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|
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|
#include <sys/cdefs.h>
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|
#ifndef lint
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|
__COPYRIGHT("@(#) Copyright (c) 1991, 1993\
|
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|
The Regents of the University of California. All rights reserved.");
|
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|
#endif /* not lint */
|
||||||
|
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||||||
|
#ifndef lint
|
||||||
|
#if 0
|
||||||
|
static char sccsid[] = "@(#)unstr.c 8.1 (Berkeley) 5/31/93";
|
||||||
|
#else
|
||||||
|
__RCSID("$NetBSD: unstr.c,v 1.14 2012/06/19 05:46:08 dholland Exp $");
|
||||||
|
#endif
|
||||||
|
#endif /* not lint */
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
/*
|
||||||
|
* This program un-does what "strfile" makes, thereby obtaining the
|
||||||
|
* original file again. This can be invoked with the name of the output
|
||||||
|
* file, the input file, or both. If invoked with only a single argument
|
||||||
|
* ending in ".dat", it is pressumed to be the input file and the output
|
||||||
|
* file will be the same stripped of the ".dat". If the single argument
|
||||||
|
* doesn't end in ".dat", then it is presumed to be the output file, and
|
||||||
|
* the input file is that name prepended by a ".dat". If both are given
|
||||||
|
* they are treated literally as the input and output files.
|
||||||
|
*
|
||||||
|
* Ken Arnold Aug 13, 1978
|
||||||
|
*/
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
# include <sys/types.h>
|
||||||
|
# include <sys/param.h>
|
||||||
|
# include <sys/endian.h>
|
||||||
|
# include <ctype.h>
|
||||||
|
# include <err.h>
|
||||||
|
# include <stdio.h>
|
||||||
|
# include <stdlib.h>
|
||||||
|
# include <string.h>
|
||||||
|
# include "strfile.h"
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
# ifndef MAXPATHLEN
|
||||||
|
# define MAXPATHLEN 1024
|
||||||
|
# endif /* MAXPATHLEN */
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
char *Infile, /* name of input file */
|
||||||
|
Datafile[MAXPATHLEN], /* name of data file */
|
||||||
|
Delimch; /* delimiter character */
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
FILE *Inf, *Dataf;
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
void getargs(char *[]);
|
||||||
|
int main(int, char *[]);
|
||||||
|
void order_unstr(STRFILE *);
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
/* ARGSUSED */
|
||||||
|
int
|
||||||
|
main(int ac __unused, char **av)
|
||||||
|
{
|
||||||
|
static STRFILE tbl; /* description table */
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
getargs(av);
|
||||||
|
if ((Inf = fopen(Infile, "r")) == NULL)
|
||||||
|
err(1, "fopen %s", Infile);
|
||||||
|
if ((Dataf = fopen(Datafile, "r")) == NULL)
|
||||||
|
err(1, "fopen %s", Datafile);
|
||||||
|
(void) fread((char *) &tbl, sizeof tbl, 1, Dataf);
|
||||||
|
BE32TOH(tbl.str_version);
|
||||||
|
BE32TOH(tbl.str_numstr);
|
||||||
|
BE32TOH(tbl.str_longlen);
|
||||||
|
BE32TOH(tbl.str_shortlen);
|
||||||
|
BE32TOH(tbl.str_flags);
|
||||||
|
if (!(tbl.str_flags & (STR_ORDERED | STR_RANDOM))) {
|
||||||
|
fprintf(stderr, "nothing to do -- table in file order\n");
|
||||||
|
exit(1);
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
Delimch = tbl.str_delim;
|
||||||
|
order_unstr(&tbl);
|
||||||
|
(void) fclose(Inf);
|
||||||
|
(void) fclose(Dataf);
|
||||||
|
exit(0);
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
void
|
||||||
|
getargs(char *av[])
|
||||||
|
{
|
||||||
|
if (!*++av) {
|
||||||
|
(void) fprintf(stderr, "usage: unstr datafile\n");
|
||||||
|
exit(1);
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
Infile = *av;
|
||||||
|
(void) strcpy(Datafile, Infile);
|
||||||
|
(void) strcat(Datafile, ".dat");
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
void
|
||||||
|
order_unstr(STRFILE *tbl)
|
||||||
|
{
|
||||||
|
unsigned int i;
|
||||||
|
char *sp;
|
||||||
|
off_t pos;
|
||||||
|
char buf[BUFSIZ];
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
for (i = 0; i < tbl->str_numstr; i++) {
|
||||||
|
(void) fread((char *) &pos, 1, sizeof pos, Dataf);
|
||||||
|
(void) fseek(Inf, be64toh(pos), SEEK_SET);
|
||||||
|
if (i != 0)
|
||||||
|
(void) printf("%c\n", Delimch);
|
||||||
|
for (;;) {
|
||||||
|
sp = fgets(buf, sizeof buf, Inf);
|
||||||
|
if (sp == NULL || STR_ENDSTRING(sp, *tbl))
|
||||||
|
break;
|
||||||
|
else
|
||||||
|
fputs(sp, stdout);
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
|
@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ MAN= ash.1 at.1 \
|
||||||
cp.1 crc.1 crontab.1 dd.1 \
|
cp.1 crc.1 crontab.1 dd.1 \
|
||||||
dhrystone.1 dosdir.1 dosread.1 doswrite.1 \
|
dhrystone.1 dosdir.1 dosread.1 doswrite.1 \
|
||||||
eject.1 \
|
eject.1 \
|
||||||
flexdoc.1 format.1 fortune.1 \
|
flexdoc.1 format.1 \
|
||||||
fsck.mfs.1 host.1 hostaddr.1 ifdef.1 \
|
fsck.mfs.1 host.1 hostaddr.1 ifdef.1 \
|
||||||
isodir.1 isoinfo.1 isoread.1 \
|
isodir.1 isoinfo.1 isoread.1 \
|
||||||
loadfont.1 loadkeys.1 logger.1 \
|
loadfont.1 loadkeys.1 logger.1 \
|
||||||
|
|
|
||||||
|
|
@ -1,25 +0,0 @@
|
||||||
.TH FORTUNE 1
|
|
||||||
.SH NAME
|
|
||||||
fortune \- print a fortune
|
|
||||||
.SH SYNOPSIS
|
|
||||||
\fBfortune\fR
|
|
||||||
.br
|
|
||||||
.de FL
|
|
||||||
.TP
|
|
||||||
\\fB\\$1\\fR
|
|
||||||
\\$2
|
|
||||||
..
|
|
||||||
.de EX
|
|
||||||
.TP 20
|
|
||||||
\\fB\\$1\\fR
|
|
||||||
# \\$2
|
|
||||||
..
|
|
||||||
.SH EXAMPLES
|
|
||||||
.TP 20
|
|
||||||
.B fortune
|
|
||||||
# Print a fortune
|
|
||||||
.SH DESCRIPTION
|
|
||||||
.PP
|
|
||||||
\fIFortune\fR prints a fortune at random from the fortunes file,
|
|
||||||
\fI/usr/lib/fortune.dat\fR. This file consists of pieces
|
|
||||||
of text separated by a line containing only %%.
|
|
||||||
|
|
@ -70,6 +70,7 @@
|
||||||
2013/12/1 12:00:00,external/README
|
2013/12/1 12:00:00,external/README
|
||||||
2013/12/1 12:00:00,games/adventure
|
2013/12/1 12:00:00,games/adventure
|
||||||
2013/12/1 12:00:00,games/factor
|
2013/12/1 12:00:00,games/factor
|
||||||
|
2013/12/1 12:00:00,games/fortune
|
||||||
2013/12/1 12:00:00,games/Makefile
|
2013/12/1 12:00:00,games/Makefile
|
||||||
2013/12/1 12:00:00,games/Makefile.inc
|
2013/12/1 12:00:00,games/Makefile.inc
|
||||||
2013/12/1 12:00:00,games/primes
|
2013/12/1 12:00:00,games/primes
|
||||||
|
|
|
||||||
|
|
@ -122,7 +122,7 @@ SUBDIR += .WAIT texinfo \
|
||||||
.WAIT \
|
.WAIT \
|
||||||
.WAIT \
|
.WAIT \
|
||||||
.WAIT \
|
.WAIT \
|
||||||
pwd_mkdb stat zic
|
pwd_mkdb stat strfile zic
|
||||||
.endif
|
.endif
|
||||||
.if defined(__MINIX)
|
.if defined(__MINIX)
|
||||||
SUBDIR += \
|
SUBDIR += \
|
||||||
|
|
|
||||||
6
tools/strfile/Makefile
Normal file
6
tools/strfile/Makefile
Normal file
|
|
@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
|
||||||
|
# $NetBSD: Makefile,v 1.1 2008/09/26 18:23:09 apb Exp $
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
HOSTPROGNAME= ${_TOOL_PREFIX}strfile
|
||||||
|
HOST_SRCDIR= games/fortune/strfile
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
.include "${.CURDIR}/../Makefile.host"
|
||||||
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